You know how there are gay jokes, and jesus jokes, and whatever jokes? Well, do you...

[Reef Mellors Rides Again]

...know any straight jokes? I'll think of one but I'd like a library if you could help. Thank you in advance.
Edit: Okay, I thought of one.

Question: How do they practice safe sex in Austin?

Answer: They put warning labels on animals that kick.

 

[Notebook]

I can't think of any.

Sometimes when people say "that's gay" I say well isn't that straight of you, or something along those lines.

 

[razz]

Who was the straightest man in the Bible?

Joseph, Pharaoh made him a ruler!

Sorry, I'm sure that's not what you wanted, but it's what came to mind. Best I can do!