'You keep talking like a b*tch, I'm gonna slap you like a b*tch...' The Quotes Thread

"Officer, I assure you I've only had a few ales."

"We're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucikng Kaye!"

"And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die..."

"Not the New zoo, the OLD zoo"

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue. "
 
Mario Van Peebles to Clint in "Heartbreak Ridge":

Bet you don't know what's 12 inches long and white? NOTHIN'!!!

Clint's reply:

No, but I know what's black and bleeding if it doesn't shut it's face!
 
In the movie they are trying to catch something called a "Dickfer"

Guy 1: You see that............that's a dickfer.

Guy 2: What's a dickfer?

Guy 1: For peeing...





Quote from Spies like Us
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I think that's the name of it I forgot but it was a funny movie
 
Eric Bogosian in "Under Siege 2":

Guangzhou is a chemical weapons plant masquerading as a fertilizer plant. We know this. The Chinese know that we know. But we make-believe that we don't know and the Chinese make-believe that they believe that we don't know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.
 
Not strictly a "movie" quote, but a classic nonetheless from the early '70s "Doctor Who" story "The Daemons":

The Brigadier, ordering one of his troops to shoot a Daemon:

Chap with the wings there: Five rounRAB rapid!
 
Love Honour and Obey ( a much underated movie IMHO )

Ray - You're fat and i'll throw you in the river!

Sean - Don't mac me off like a two bob!

Jonny - A nice firefight sepetates the men from the boys
 
"There are two kinRAB of people in this world, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."

Clint in The Good, The Bad and The Ugly - My favourite film of all time.

"You take a chance getting up in the morning, crossing the street or sticking your face in a fan. "

"I've finally found someone I can love - a good, clean love... without utensils. "

Both from The Naked Gun.

"Khhaaaaaan!!!"

Star Trek II - Shatner's face is brilliant
 
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