You Fucking Cocksucker, Quit Sending Cops To My House

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sparrowhawk

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There wasn't when I played, but then again, that was before my oldest was born. Back then, the Lotus card was the shit, spore decks ruled, and you could turn a card for 1000x's what you paid for it. The rules were simple, there were no add on rules or decks or any of that crazy shit. Expansion ruined the game!
 
I had a black, blue, and artifact deck....
I had the brass book {4}, 4 black lotus {won em}, doom chimes

Yes, I robbed all the nerds in my middle and high school​
 
My brother is running a new three color guild as is his friend. I'm not exactly up on the new block, I still play Guildpact block.



Don't I wish. I actually run a modified Izzet guild deck. Red-Blue High damage trickster is just fun. Niv Mizzet - Ophidian Eye is my favorite game ender in that deck but I also have Panoptic Mirror - Time Stretch and Stuffy Doll - Pariah - Shivan Meteor not to mention the deck is ping and damage.

Yes I'm a nerd. If you couldn't tell that by my tales of SW D20 and the fact I know the Boba Fett story then you are now surprised.

As for the main problem, the cops are here again and I'm tired. I told them they know their way around and I'm typing this as one reads over my shoulder. Everyone say hi to Officer Nosy McNoserton. You'd swear he was the jew in the room by the size of that thing.

Anyway, yeah. This is some bullshit.
 
Good for you Moose! Sometimes people need a nice fresh cup of "Wake the Fuck Up" served with foul language, it's sad when nobody tries to help them by giving it to them.

Congrats! You da Moose/Elephant/Tiger/Bear now!
 
Rook, he has a sharp tongue when pissed...so ah, yeah I was really turned on when he flipped out on the he kicked out..

Back on topic..If the cops don't find anything, why aren't they grilling her boyfriend/abuse allegations?
 
Next time tell you should refuse. They can't come in without a warrant or without being invited by you. You've been courteous already, now they can fuck off.
 
OK wait. If playing games, reading the Star Wars series (rather than relying on the flicks) and having d20/d100 die collection (and a rather decent set of miniatures) makes you a nerd then..I am NOT a nerd, you fucking nerd!

I'm sorry that the cops are coming over. They actually can't enter your house repeatedly without a warrant, so next time they come over tell them they have to get a warrant to justify their searches.
 
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