Parents: If your daughter runs away to allegedly be with her boyfriend, there's a 90% chance that you are a fuck up.
This started last night. My brother's best friend's girlfriend has gone missing. My brother and his friend seem worried so they play Magic:The Gathering to distract their thoughts and they have a spot at State Championships next month. This girlfriend had been over twice last month and she had scars and bruises and just acts abused. So I'm not the least bit surprised she's gone. Last night, after their nightly game, I'm watching tv with my brother after being called about the missing girl. I said I hadn't seen her and wished the best. At 11
m they practically beat down my fucking door demanding I let them in.
I open the door to being called every name in the book and now I'm pissed. "I say why the fuck are you causing a disturbance at this hour? Have you no common fucking sense?" To which I get "Because a 15 year old is missing and you have her." I stare the woman and her husband down and say that "hundreds of people go missing every day, do you see any other bat shit crazy fucks knocking on my door? No. Why? Because most people GET THEIR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT. It's not my fault you two toothless redneck cocksuckers are failures as parents, and it's not my problem. It's your goddamn problem. Now get your ass off my property before I call the police." I then notice an acquaintance and I chew him a new one for bringing crazy assholes to my house, then I walk up town to the people who gave out my phone number, get their ass out of bed and I chew them out.
The cops swing by at 3:30pm today and demand to search. I take them through every room. Nada. Know why? She ain't fucking here. And they stop by again at 7:30pm grilling me.
Parents: If your child is a runaway you are a fuck up. If you accuse me I will break you apart effortlessly.
This started last night. My brother's best friend's girlfriend has gone missing. My brother and his friend seem worried so they play Magic:The Gathering to distract their thoughts and they have a spot at State Championships next month. This girlfriend had been over twice last month and she had scars and bruises and just acts abused. So I'm not the least bit surprised she's gone. Last night, after their nightly game, I'm watching tv with my brother after being called about the missing girl. I said I hadn't seen her and wished the best. At 11
m they practically beat down my fucking door demanding I let them in.I open the door to being called every name in the book and now I'm pissed. "I say why the fuck are you causing a disturbance at this hour? Have you no common fucking sense?" To which I get "Because a 15 year old is missing and you have her." I stare the woman and her husband down and say that "hundreds of people go missing every day, do you see any other bat shit crazy fucks knocking on my door? No. Why? Because most people GET THEIR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT. It's not my fault you two toothless redneck cocksuckers are failures as parents, and it's not my problem. It's your goddamn problem. Now get your ass off my property before I call the police." I then notice an acquaintance and I chew him a new one for bringing crazy assholes to my house, then I walk up town to the people who gave out my phone number, get their ass out of bed and I chew them out.
The cops swing by at 3:30pm today and demand to search. I take them through every room. Nada. Know why? She ain't fucking here. And they stop by again at 7:30pm grilling me.
Parents: If your child is a runaway you are a fuck up. If you accuse me I will break you apart effortlessly.
