I recall sending a check to Dish Network. They refused to admit they had it or cash it, until they added additional charges.
FINALLY, The net late charge (PAST DUE) was 5 FUCKING DOLLARS - so they closed down my account. NOW Thats $50 to re-connected.
So, like any Loyal customer, I told them where to go. CANCEL MY FUCKING ACCOUNT. Guess what? That will be $356 canceLlation fee against my SO CALLED "contract".
YEAH MAN - I love those guys too.