Yo mama so...Jokes...comon you can think of one.?

[Habib K]

Yo mama so fat, it's rumored that the earth spins so that it's not pushed down by your mom's weight. You got any good ones?

 

[Cheeezy]

Yo mamma so stupid she put lipstick on her head to make up her mind
Yo mamma so ugly when she walked past the toilet it flushed
Yo mamma so stupid she failed a survey
Yo mamma so poor when you stepped on a match she said " who turned off the furnace!?"
Yo mamma so short broke her leg jumping off the curb

 

[Johnny]

Ur mommas so fat she makes susan boyle look anorexic

I made that one up

 

[Weirdo]

Yo mama's like a lemonade stand - she sells her juice for 10 cents a squeeze.