Yo Mama jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!??

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Badboy6

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LOl what are your best Yo mama jokes?
heres a few.

- Your mama is so Nasty she puts salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh

Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras

Yo momma so stupid she invented a parachute that only opened on impact

yo mommas so big, her boyfriend has to use mapquest to find out where to have sex with her!

Yo momma is so old that she was in the third grade class with Adolf Hitler!!

yo mama soo fat she stepped on a scale and it said to be continued

yo mama so stupid she waited for the stop sign to turn green

yo moma so short she has to stand up to tie her shoes

Yo mama is So Old her birth certificate says Expired
 
yo mama is so stupid she sold her car for gas money

yo mama's so fat that when she learned her ABC's the only letters she remembered were KFC
 
yo mama is so fat that when she went swimming at the beach the whales said we are family even though you're bigger than me

yo mama is so skinny she hulahoops with a cherrio

yo mama is so fat that when she went to jenny craig they said that they dont work miracles

yo mama is so fat that she has her own zipcode


:) those are a few ive heard
 
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