It's also almost the new year and my birthday as well.
So, I will post about them all in one lovely little thread.
Christmas. The wonderful time of year where people are scrambling to get things done, people are shopping for gifts that they'll give to others who will pretend to like them, use them for a week, then forget about them.
Yep. It's a joyful time of year indeed. For everybody, it seems, except me... and Tostig.:happysad: Yes, tostig, I am stealing your thread. Deal with it.
Perhaps the main reason I hate christmas is because it's another lame-ass excuse for people to spend millions of dollars on gifts. Gifts for greedy bastards who want more. OK, maybe that's a harsh generalization. For a lot of people anyway.
Another thing I hate are those god-damn christmas songs. They were playing those at work today all day and they were driving me insane. No, I won't have a merry christmas. No, those song's don't make me happy. They make me want to thunt the person who wrote them down, shoot him, run him over, then shoot him again. Jesus fucking christ.
Soon after christmas comes new years. Yay. One shitty year is done, another shitty year is beginning. Big fucking deal. Chances are the next year will be just as shitty as the previous year. People make new year's resolutions, keep them for about a week, then promptly forget them. What's the point?
These two holidays are beginning to fall under what I like to call Hallmark holidays. Just a lame-ass excuse to buy lame-ass cards for people who laugh to make whoever bought the lame-ass card think they think the card's funny.
If that didn't make sense, I don't give a fuck. The only good thing about this season are the mandrin oranges.
As for my birthday... Again, I don't see what the big deal is. I didn't accomplish anything in the 20th year of my life. I didn't make a huge impact on the world. It's just another shitty day among many. I never do anything for my birthday because all the people who give a shit about me left. Except my family, and they're boring.
If I'm not working on that day, I'm going to sleep the whole day.
So, I will post about them all in one lovely little thread.
Christmas. The wonderful time of year where people are scrambling to get things done, people are shopping for gifts that they'll give to others who will pretend to like them, use them for a week, then forget about them.
Yep. It's a joyful time of year indeed. For everybody, it seems, except me... and Tostig.:happysad: Yes, tostig, I am stealing your thread. Deal with it.
Perhaps the main reason I hate christmas is because it's another lame-ass excuse for people to spend millions of dollars on gifts. Gifts for greedy bastards who want more. OK, maybe that's a harsh generalization. For a lot of people anyway.
Another thing I hate are those god-damn christmas songs. They were playing those at work today all day and they were driving me insane. No, I won't have a merry christmas. No, those song's don't make me happy. They make me want to thunt the person who wrote them down, shoot him, run him over, then shoot him again. Jesus fucking christ.
Soon after christmas comes new years. Yay. One shitty year is done, another shitty year is beginning. Big fucking deal. Chances are the next year will be just as shitty as the previous year. People make new year's resolutions, keep them for about a week, then promptly forget them. What's the point?
These two holidays are beginning to fall under what I like to call Hallmark holidays. Just a lame-ass excuse to buy lame-ass cards for people who laugh to make whoever bought the lame-ass card think they think the card's funny.
If that didn't make sense, I don't give a fuck. The only good thing about this season are the mandrin oranges.
As for my birthday... Again, I don't see what the big deal is. I didn't accomplish anything in the 20th year of my life. I didn't make a huge impact on the world. It's just another shitty day among many. I never do anything for my birthday because all the people who give a shit about me left. Except my family, and they're boring.
If I'm not working on that day, I'm going to sleep the whole day.
