Wtf

heres the words

I got the "Green Bay Packers Suck"
Sticker on my bumper
She's got the tater tot hot dish
Waiting for me at home
We brag to our friends down south
'Bout the three feet of snow
We say things like "you betcha" and
"Oh, yaaaaaaaaaa, ya know"
And she's just "a wee bit nippy"
When the windchill's forty below

(Ya...it's a dry cold)

Cuz I'm an ice-fishin' hot-dishin'
Deer-killin' beer swillin'
Bona fide Minnesota Redneck
From my Arctic Cat
To my North Stars hat
I wear on my head yet
Yes, on the day I was born,
The doctor spanked my rump
But I did not cry.
No, I said "Uff da!"
Cuz I'm a deer-killin' beer-swillin'
Hot-dishin' ice-fishin'
Bona fide Minnesota Redneck

"If you changed your wedding date because you realized it was in direct conflict with the fishing opener, you might be a Minnesota Redneck."

"If your husband won't change a poopy diaper, but has no problem cleaning out the goop and guts of a deer, you might be a Minnesota Redneck."

"If your recipe for spaghetti sauce in any way involves ketchup, you might be a Minnesota Redneck."

"If you've ever polka'ed at your cousin's wedding while you were wearing Sorrels, you might be a Minnesota Redneck."

I've got a 52" big screen
TV in my ice shack
I know the smell of Deep Woods Off
It drives the women wild
You know that Taco Bell food's
Just too spicy for me
Every summer you could hear me yelling
"G-o-o-o-o Kirby"
I keep photos of my four-by-four
In my wallet for show

Cuz I'm an ice-fishin' hot-dishin'
Deer-killin' beer swillin'
Bona fide Minnesota Redneck
From my Arctic Cat to my North Stars hat
I wear on my head yet
Yes, on the day I was born,
The doctor spanked my rump
But I did not cry.
No, I said "Uff DA!"
Cuz I'm a deer-killin' beer-swillin'
Hot-dishin' ice-fishin'
Bona fide Minnesota Redneck

"Dat Pig's Eye's not bad beer ya knooow"

"Sorry Gordo...I bleed Grain Belt..."

"Ya, well don't go bleedin' all over my lawn like ya done the last time...You laugh...ya..."
 
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