Wow i'm such a fuckin idiot

[Young Lad]

Eyey i never post here but i just got this email from wtf.com in my inbox...and i thought let's post something since i just had the fuckin worst weekend in ages...


Okay so me and my girlfriend and this other mate of mine decided to go out, but to keep it cheap we started drinking booze at home ( Player's Silver 39% ) ...apparantly we drank 2 bottles...(2 persons) ....i c

 

[jordan1223334]

Oh yeah...i didnt notice that 'the next day' was also the day...i was meeting the family of my girlfriend...talking about timing eh?

 

[adorethasp]

Wow. That really sucks. My advice to you is to start drinking heavily. Getting wasted, banging up your head, bike smashed up, and you couldn't go to the disco........wait who goes to discos anymore? How old are you to be riding your bicycle and to be drinking? I think this dude is lying.

 

[questionslove]

Ooh, that sucks. Luckily, I've never got that shitfaced. It seems your girlfriend really cares about you.


To bamwam: not everybody drives cars....except us Americans.

 

[Johan Abraham]

Don't lie about drinking. If you are willing to drink beer after that, your going to have a few more nights after this (well, maby not that bad, but memory loss will be.)

Sounds like a good girl, stuck with you through out this incident, you sound lucky.

 

[colinh90]

Here in the Netherlands...you can drink when your like 12-13 ...officially it's 16 for normal alcoholic drinks and 18 for strong drinks....

(marijuana ...18 years too , but most 15 years can get it too )

The Netherlands is also a very flat country ...actually everybody rides a bike when they're going out.... we also call all clubs and shit a disco...it's not something you should compare with 70's shit


why would i lie about this? perhaps i'll make a picture from my face and post it here

 

[Georgia T]

sounds painful. Real painful.

 

[mr magpie]

wow.. while i was reading this, it played as a movie in my head.. someone should make a flash cartoon of this

 

[Swaaqqqeeerrr -:D]

damn dude, i'm glad that you seem to be better now. You are lucky to have someone who cares about you so much. one thing thought, they threw your bike in the water? what assholes

 

[Queen Kira]

ics: ics: I'd like to see it.
Sounds like it fucking sucked, oh well, you get what you deserve

 

[Momma Dodson]

i can't figure who is more of a complete fucking idiot, you or your girlfriend!

One thisng is certain - you too deserve each other!

 

[Heavy Duty]

well that was mean of you. she was doing a caring thing, what makes HER the idiot? hmm?

 

[Macee]

I agree. To me she sounds like a smart person. She made sure he got home safe, got a cab, freakin cought his barf, took him to the ER, and put him in bed. While most people would watch him run into shit and fall over till he passes out then pull out the sharpy and draw shit on him. She looked after him and explained it all.

 

[Pull My Finger]

Minerva seems to be greatful for what she did and he learned some lessons as well. Though no one wants to have to learn lessons that way, he knows better now. He owes her one as well

 

[Maytoi]

that's one hell of a woman you've got there, minerva, make sure you hold on to her and never let go (except when you have to use the facilities). It's amazing the things people will do in a crisis, your girl definitely stepped up and deserves some extra special treatment for a long time... like forever. :thumbsup: