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So I work at a hotel for those that don't know me. So this guy has been staying here a week or so because his pipes broke in the big freeze. So this guy walk around with his dog off a leash and has from day one, I thought it was no problem, it hadn't been. Boy was I wrong.

So I'm like 50 feet from the guy and his dog, and I'm outside the office, and he's telling me that his keys were not working. This dog is like 60 - 70 pounds, not that huge, one of those furry arctic dogs but gray and black. I had seen it many times in the last few days. I guess it didn't like my voice or something?

So I turn around and he screams his dogs name Ranger!! I heard this a few times so I didn't react, but suddenly there was a Ranger attached to my ass with it's teeth. I was surprised to say the least. I turn and yank my ass from it's mouth and he dives on the dog who continues to try and go for me. I slowly back away watching. He's apologizing all over the place. So I keep backing up and the dog gets away from him and lurches for my nuts.

OK I have to draw the line, so I set up for a serious kick to the face, but he gets the dogs tail. It turns on him but realizes he's the "master" and stops. I tell the guy that some people might call the cops on his dog right about now, which seems to make him sadder. So I just go in the office.

He's of course apologizing all over the place, which I could care less about. I give him the fucking keys and he's off. So I call the owners of the hotel and tell them the story with no embellishments, and they decide to kick the guy out tomorrow.

I've never been attacked by a dog at work. Well that's different, Lousy, but different.
 
I know I should be sympathizing or saying that's horrible, JL. But I can't. That's like the funniest fuckin' thing I've read in a while. I know it musta sucked, but it's a good read, if you want a chuckle.

Like something out of a Pink Panther, and you were Peter Sellers or something.

Kinda like the time I thumped/side-swiped a Polish immigrant on a bike while driving on a nasty winter road a few years back. It sounds kinda funny unless you were there.
 
I was bitten by a dog when I was 4. I still have the scar. I'm not scared of dogs, but I learned to keep an eye on them at all times.

Even though a pissed off dog with your ass on its breath probably helped, it's good to see that you weren't too pissed and could turn the other cheek (pun intended).
 
Thanks guys, yeah Chad it's not my call, I just told 'em the truth. I wasn't all bent after the fact, I thought a leash might be enough, but they think otherwise.

That's turetz for making it into a joke I could laugh at instead of being all bitter about it.
 
To chad: I think getting bit on the ass at work might be sustance for a report of some kind.

I may not know what breed that dog is, or the name of the breed I'm thinking of eather, but am sure one of those winter breeds have tepriment issues.

I'm glad your post didn't say anything about having to get a hole stiched shut on your ass:rolleyes:

I love dogs, but that wasn't something that should be let go. What if you were a kid (I mean the dog bitting a kid...)
 
from the sound of it, that dog sounded like a malamute. They are bigger than Siberian huskies (one of my dog's is a Siberian husky) but look very similar. Malamutes are also quite protective of their owners. That guy should have known better than to let his dog off a leash in a public place like a hotel. Not because the dog will hurt anyone. He probably is normally a good dog, but other people can be afraid of a big dog like that and dogs don't react well to fear.

JLXC> you probably inadvertently startled the dog. Most dog's will attack when startled. He may not have had time to realize that his owner was not afraid like he was. Had he not been startled, he may not have attacked your ass. I doubt your ass was what scared him.. ;) Otherwise, it can just be a bad mood. But bottom line, he should not have let his dog off a leash in a public place like that. You are lucky you didn't get hurt any more than you did. I'm glad you are ok. The hotel manager did the right thing and kick him out.
 
To complete my night I had to put a screaming mouse with a broken back into a towel and then almost fight a mexican guy who screamed into my face "You think I'm being too LOUD JOHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" until his GF pulled him off, then rode in the rain and fog so bad I couldn't see 5 feet in fron tof me while going 50 mph and then a rock rolled down in the sreeet in front of me that would have ruined my undercarriage!!!!!!! I made it to my friends and now I'm drink and stonede to high heaven. Rick the fuck on!

Anyone who read this within 2 hours of my typing it will have a wish come Judgement Day!

WERD Mothafucka!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
True I'm hammered as IRC proved for the stout, this rock in the pouring rain fell off a hill and landed in the road which caused me to lurch into the other lane in the fogy rain and made me realize that I'm glad I wasn't drinking and driving. I try to avoid that shit. The rock would have ruined my undecarriage which car experts would realize BAd. Probably non-car expert too!


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