Wouldn't it be awesome if FOX News ran this story on April 1st?

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"We're getting reports from all over the country. Approximately one-third of the population of America has simply disappeared. We're trying to locate Christian leaders to inquire about the significance of this event, but we're having difficulty locating any of them..."

How many people would panic?

How many people would wonder, "Have I been Left Behind???"
 
Fox News isn't liberal enouph for a sense of humor, they probably sold it to finance Rush Limbaugh's twinkie budget.
 
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