MysterySolved
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I wouldn't. Okay, one time I was in Cleveland, Ohio at about 12pm. And I was staying with a man-friend of mine, Shuler [he's 28 he's a really terrible person, i hate him]. He told me that if I took a bath in a bathtub of pistachio pudding he would pay me 25 dollars.
Well I said NO WAY in HECK.
I mean, first off, I didn't have the kind of money to pay for all the pudding packets it would require... so then he was like "you know what? i'll buy the pudding and get the bathtub set up. you just have to get in. fully clothed. hahahaaa"
I was like, "who does this guy think he IS?"
So I pull out my Pikachu Pokemon Orb and throw it at him.
It hits him in the hip throwing him off balance. And he falls on a set of kitchen knives! I didn't know what to do, there was blood everywhere. So I took his lifeless body to the top of a mountain and we made out. Drove all the way back to Florida, buried the dead body under my house and got in bed just as my parents came in to see if I was tucked in and falling asleep at 1am [it was summer, so my parents were pretty lax about bed times].
I was only 11. Crazy, huh?
Well I said NO WAY in HECK.
I mean, first off, I didn't have the kind of money to pay for all the pudding packets it would require... so then he was like "you know what? i'll buy the pudding and get the bathtub set up. you just have to get in. fully clothed. hahahaaa"
I was like, "who does this guy think he IS?"
So I pull out my Pikachu Pokemon Orb and throw it at him.
It hits him in the hip throwing him off balance. And he falls on a set of kitchen knives! I didn't know what to do, there was blood everywhere. So I took his lifeless body to the top of a mountain and we made out. Drove all the way back to Florida, buried the dead body under my house and got in bed just as my parents came in to see if I was tucked in and falling asleep at 1am [it was summer, so my parents were pretty lax about bed times].
I was only 11. Crazy, huh?