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The Cheese Whisperer

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They tell of this fellow named Dave
Has a stink like he's fresh from the grave
And like Ambrose Bierce
His is just as fierce
Uses dung as an aftershave

Did you know there's a guy Undefeated?
His poems read like they were excreted
So please hold your nose
If your reading his prose
Cause the atmosphere's certainly fetid

There once was a fellow named Happy
His poems were decidedly crappy
His dung overflowed
To the neighbors commode
Now he’s cleaning latrines, like his pappy

And then there’s the girl we call Doe
It’s not her real name, you know
She changed it one day
‘Cause of what someone say
To something much more apropos

I've heard of this lady called BG
She once spent a fortnight in Fiji
She’d lay on the beach
Turning bright as a peach
Her lotion applied with a squeegee

And I know of this fellow named Peter
Had a gal in his fancy two-seater
She ripped off her shirt
And hiked up her skirt
His response was to turn up the heater
There once was a lady named Sue
With an avatar slightly askew
You think it looks sad?
Hey, it’s not that bad
You should see her enormous tattoo
There once was a lady called Liz
I bought her a sloe-gin fizz
And in between kisses
I asked, “Miss, or Mrs?”
She replied with a wink, “It’s Ms.”
There was a young lady named Lisa
You can bet she’s no Mother Teresa
Runs bare through the streets
Kissing all whom she meets
The charge: Disturbing The Peace-a
 
There once was a YAP named Cheese
Who whispered along with the breeze,
He wrote funny rhymes
To pass the times
When he wasn't catching Z's.


My first limerick....it doesn't make much sense but it mostly rhymes!
 
I'm just gonna sit here and wait
as the horses line up at the gate
the odds of them winning
sure has me grinning
I hope they don't turn up too late

*I want mine back..*cries*
 
Ok if you don't find something to make me blush then you are just processed cheese food and not the real thing.

You left me out with that one when i first became friends with you so I want an afterthought here at least! PLEASE???LOL
 
"Twas a man who whispered to cheese,
And one day while shooting the breeze,
He was reading a letter
when attacked by cheddar,
(Large wheel)and was knocked to his knees.
 
There once was a poet named Sue
Who wrote with such style and virtue
Wit interlaced
With beauty and grace
She's one gal that everyone knew.


There once was a poet; Cheese Whisperer
Who got his tongue caught in a zipper-er
Don't ask me how
It happened, but now
Hith name ith the Thilly Cheethe Lithperer

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