Would I be courting disaster, to dress up as a dirty old man for Halloween?

Mr. Creepley

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I'm on the old side of young, shall we say.
But sometimes, I still like to go bar hopping; and
Halloween IS on a Saturday night this year. So,
I'm thinking of wearing a trenchcoat over a cheap suit, carrying
a bag of lollipops, and going up to young hotties in the bars, asking them "want some candy, little girl?" and licking my lips
laciviously as I do so.
What is the likelihood though, that I'll get my ass
kicked, or arrested..?
 
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