Worst songs EVER........

Joe Dolce - "Shaddap You Face"

Insipid novelty no1 in the UK, Feb 1981 - replacing John Lennon's 'Woman'.
It stayed at No1 for 3 weeks, and kept Ultravox's 'Vienna' from reaching top of the charts. A twee cheery little sing-along song, delivered in a stereotypical Italian accent. Mercifully a one hit wonder, neither him (cancer, I hope) nor the song were ever heard of again - like a little national shame we stay quiet about.
Still haunts me though.

and

ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING by Peter (f*c*ing) Andre

1st class tosser using a 2nd rate reality TV show and his 3rd class media-whore silicon 'celebrity' girlfriend, to ressurect his non-event cheesy pap music career, which was 4th class to begin with.
The less about said about "Insania" or "Mystery Girl" the better.
Nice abs though, you twunt. I'd love to introduce them to my friend 'Mr Stabby' . . .
 
TY Stu - I'm really a fairly nice guy, but she has commited some awesome crimes against music in her short career - and her lyrics make her sound like a spoilt and spiteful self righteous little bitch.

With you totally on Guns 'n' Roses BTW.

I'd been listening to classic and obscure older heavy rock for several years before those guys turned up, and really couldn't see what the fuss was about. Slash is undoubtedly a great axeman, but A. Rose's rock and roll histrionics and sub - Plant vocal style did SFA but irritate me. I was definitely in the minority though - suddenly I was surrounded by T-shirts, leather jackets, bandanas and even the odd tattoo (fer chrissakes!) . . . and it was all over TV, radio, jukeboxes and walkmans every damn place for what seemed like ages.

Cynical and formulaic marketing of them wound me up too - do the controversial rock and roll bad boy thing and - gasp - be a bit rude, maybe have a single banned in a few countries, then follow up on the media furore by releasing basically middle of the road hooky ballaRAB with tacked on heavy guitar riRAB for broad maximum appeal = $$$ for old hat. They were just the last wounded roar of that whole spandex and blonde permed rawk thing from the 80s IMO - more pointless macho posturing, verging on the homo erotic and total narcissism.

God, how refreshing it was to hear the likes of Nirvana and that whole new wave grunge thing kick off.

So p*ss of Axl, and don't let the "doaah" hit your ass on the way out.

Ah . . . so therapeutic to unburden myself of that in a public arena: thanks everyone for reading this far into my therapy . . .

ahem . . . as I was saying, I am actually a reasonably nice guy, but rockstar ego bull and media hype just gets my bile flowing - you really have to be something special to get away it without it flavouring my opinion of your music.

Step forward Oasis . . . god no, don't get me started on those over-rated, thieving derivative *******s . . .
 
Journey "Dont Stop Believing"
Weezer "Beverly Hills"
Green Day "Boulevard Of Broken Dreams"
Fall Out Boy "Sugar We're Goin Down"
Simpleplan "Untitled"
Good Charlotte "Riot Girl"
Bloodhound Gang "*insert every song here*"
Babysharables "Fuck Forever"
Franz Ferdinand "Take Me Out"
Unwritten Law "Teenage Suicide"
Hawthorne Heights "Silver Bullet"
Hawthorne Heights "Niki FM"
Hawthorne Heights "Ohio Is For Lovers"

those are just some awful songs i hate, and think are some of the worst ones ever.
 
definately.. the worst song EVER is..
*drumroll please*




Ohio is for lovers- Hawthorne Heights

4 worRAB to choke upon-Bullet for my Valentine takes 2nd

and theres about 8932492 more.. that i dont want to list
 
I LIKE THAT SONG. What? Im not allowed to like Mcfly? Dammit.

Her other one was worse. A lot worse. And thats saying something.

Completely agree. Everyone loved this song and I cant for the life of me see why.
 
4 of the most celerated, legendry banRAB of all time, (i'll admit GNR are one of the classic banRAB despite the fact i hate them), some people wouldnt know good music if it bit em in the balls.
 
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