Worst songs EVER........

S

seasider

New member
Sophie Ellis Bextor - Just die die die in horrible pain, you whining cat voiced self righteous talentless little trollop. Can't sing, writes the most irritating lyrics conceivable , and as for that incredibly slappable pouting insolent face . . . Yes, actually, I AM 'Mr know-it-all', at least compared to the likes of YOU, and be warned: if your throat ever comes within my arm's reach, I'll prevent you from ever scaring another domestic pet again.
Deep joy to know that she turned down the opportunity to record 'Can't get you out of my mind' - the song Kylie had the hit with. Durab ****.
 
Currently: Coldplay 'I will fix you'
Whiney wristcutter's lullaby.
Come here chrissy boy, and I'll 'fix you'
'Speed of Sound' comes a close second too, for that matter.
I used to defend this band from people who dismissed them offhand as radiohead impersonators. I still think 'Yellow' is a good tune, and was quite touched hearing several thousand fans sing it at a festival a few years ago, but now? Too much adulation and they get away with any old cr*p.
 
Okie, worst songs ever...Hmm, *looks in her own iTunes* hehe...
The Fanny Pack - Camel toe > WORST SONG, EVER!!
Athlete - Wires > I don't care where it got in the charts, the lyrics were okay, but as for the music, it's like watered-down indie. Awful. *Shakes head disapprovingly*
McFly - All About You > I know it was for charity and everything, but c'mon...a ferret could have worked out a better piece of music than that.
Rooster - Staring At The Sun > Every time I hear that song I scream...'tis crap.
Gem - Just A Ride > Feeeeeck off and die! I feel stressed just thinking about it!! Ahhh!
Stereophonics - Dakota > Stop reinventing yourselves and being crap you ignorant little (literally) twats.
Keane. Cough. Poor...
 
I actually like Kelly's version of Papa don't preach, and Bizkit was cool in the day to an extent, so My way was overplayed by the WWF? It was good when it came out! and if you heard Avril Lavignes version of Chop Suey, you would take System of a Down off your list DAMED quick!

PS: Paris Hilton did a song?
 
i hate her..
i also hate "whatcha waiting for" and "rich girl"
and "do something" and "my prerogative"
and
"crashed the wedding"
i dunno, i never pay attention to them but i sometimes hear awful songs when i'm in a taxi or something like that.

oh and i like "chop suey"
 
Back
Top