Worst Sex Scenes in films

[R.I.P my peter pan]

I thought the scenes in "Y Tu Mama Tambien" and "KiRAB" were too hurried and spoilt the films. I know in both cases the characters were young adults but both received massive hype over them. Has anyone else watched a film with a hyped up sex scene, only to be disappointed having seen it?

 

[Maiden666]

Practically every porn film i've ever seen.

 

[SolidStateLogic]

Doesn't this belong in the Entertainment / Films forum?

 

[xr200dirtrider1121]

A legal film called Baise Moi , its so extreme you have a job to get a copy a lot of places will not stock it

 

[spawn_14_1999_99]

I have a copy!

 

[hitmeagaindude]

The sex scene in "That Mitchell & Webb Look", "Now We Know"

 

[drevrandfan]

That's numberwang!

 

[Rogi G]

Eyes Wide Open... or - Legs Wide Open - supposedly an erotic masterpiece - I found it just one long yawn... :yawn:

 

[LittleStarWizard]

All those cheap low budget films they used to show on Channel 5 on fridays

 

[HAHA! randomness]

Aaaah yes, I remember that scene, absolutely unintentionally the funniest thing in that movie!!!

I recently saw the film Match Point and had the misfortune to witness some of the most unerotic, wooden sex scenes ever put to celluloid. Anyone who thinks Scarlett Johansson or Jonathan Rhys Meyers are vaguely sexy should watch this movie as the equivalent of a cold shower :yawn:

 

[dilly2007]

Powerful stuff ain't it

 

[Jalyssa M]

I own a copy of Baise Moi (F*** Me) as well. Thats the strangest revenge story I've ever seen. As for the sex scenes.....well...ur..

Anyway I think that Keira Knightly was pants in 'Arthur' - not very convincing at all.

 

[Dean O]

Me to!

It's an amazing film, the use of the filters on the scenes were the girls are dancing is fantastic considering the films budget.

I thought the sex in 'And your mother too' wasn't rushed at all I think it worked well.

 

[volleyball babe<3]

Body Of Evidence with Maddogga (I mean Maddona) in it. Talk about wodden. That whole film including the sex scenes is so wodden I fell a sleep halfway through.

 

[bert2730emt]

The Matrix Reloaded. C. R. A. P.

 

[nothing special]

Underworld evolution, the guys having sex with kate beckinsale's belly button......mmmm yea, now we know

 

[lilchikka2005]

Any of them from 9 Songs, why oh why did they cast that girl in the lead role?!

 

[cute.stuff_8391]

You can it from Play.com for

 

[robertson249]

Laughed my ass off watching this - just terrible and about as erotic as the idea of Jim & Dot Branning 'at it'

 

[TwilightLuvrKT<3]

Yup, have to agree with the pool scene in Showgirls. It's just hilariously bad. Even funnier than the Jeff Goldblum / Emma Thompson scene in The Tall Guy (and that was meant to be funny.)