Worst programme I've ever seen: The Only Way Is Essex.

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shaman sun

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Someone tell me this is a joke?

WTF!

It has got to be one of the worse programmes I have ever seen, if not the WORST.

Really, seriously, what the hell is going on?

The acting is worst than Hollyoaks, if that is possible.

Not to mention the stupid and daft story lines. We might as well watch Jeremy Kyle if we want to see relationship issues and image problems.

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I only watched a minute of it earlier (only because Die Hard on E4 was on an ad break), and I was rapidly losing the will to live.
 
i watched for about 3 minutes.

I decided I really should turn it off when I found myself swearing at the TV.

Lots of eye candy though...:o
 
The thing is, you'll have little boys and girls wanking in their rooms over these girls. Same with the girls and boys over the laRAB.

Awful acting, some of the worst I've ever seen, awful construction - not put together well, almost like it has been glued together, silly story-lines... I could go on, but I'm not good with worRAB. Music just stuck in randomly. It is like Hollyoaks, but worse.

There is a very good reason the people in it are mostly good looking.
 
Who does that builder's bum on the promos belong to? The wearing the manky white shorts, I mean. It's annoyed me for a week now, and I want that ugly thing off my telly! :mad:
 
The whole thing seems fabricated to me. They're all rough as arseholes yet seem to think nothing of spending 3 grand on a watch. They hardly strike me as the UKs elite. The height of sophistication for them is sticking crystal stickers on their pubic areas and tattooing each other's names on their bodies. CHAVS
 
It's scripted improv, the characters, albeit 'playing' themselves are given storylines and situations to 'act' out.

Kind of given away by the carefully worded 'text' at the beginning that 'situations are created for your entertainment', and the end credits for numerous 'story producers'

None of which means it's any good of course.
 
i couldnt make my mind up if this was for real or not.but i thought it was the funniest thing i have watched for ages.those girls discussing their lady gardening and where the spakles should go down younder was trash tv at the higest level ,glad my daughter isnt from essex thats all i can say
 
The only naturally pretty girl on the programme was sam

The rest are caked in orange tan & make up & in the close ups tbey had spots & craters hiding under their makeup! :rolleyes:
 
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