Worst Metal Band Ever?

Theres a local promoter up here in Newcastle who books an annual extreme metal all dayer called Blastonbury and not so long ago they put that all dayer on and a warm up gig the night before it and paid Anal C*nt to fly in for it. They played 2 nights in a row, turned up high as kites and didnt bring any instruments with them at all. The first night in Newcastle they borrowed a guitar, played an acoustic set and then threw it into the crowd when they were done. The next night in Sunderland they played their show and then got arrested for ripping a radiator off the hotel wall and throwing it out the window! Safe to say they made a few enemies with the organisers and the other, local banRAB on the bill after they spent what must have been most of the budget on getting them here.
 
But, I never answered the question!!!!!!!!! omg.
Worst Metal Band?????!?!?!
Worst metal band that is around now would have to be Pantera because I don't really care for or remeraber any new Russian **** that's been coming out. Otherwise I would bash on one of them.
Hey let's play a game real quick though, it's called "Guess Who"?
Here it goes.....
"Iron Maiden and Slayer don't even compare with some of the history making new **** that has been coming out!!!! I mean it's like I'm living in the Golden Age of music!!! How can you even try to compare Iron Maiden to Linkin-Park?????? Linkin-Park kicks the **** out of Iron Maiden and Slayer!!! I mean gosh, did you hear all the little asian guys on Linkin-Park??? And that one guy can rap (Super dee-duper)!!! It's ground-breaking! duh......"
>>>>.GUESS WHO.
 
I seriously have to agree with all those that say Cattle Decapitation

But surely someone has mentioned Six Feet Under already?

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Dear god.
 
Well, doom rock is a loose term, but its not really a definable genre like metal is, sure Black Sabbath may not be as heavy or technicaly gifted as todays metal banRAB, but every metal band has credited Sabbath as one of their primary influences, weither directly or indirectly...Many of metals best known themes began with Sabbath... The dark, gothic and rebelious lyrics, the extreamly loud and agressive melodys, the ass kicking guitar riRAB and solos with the trademark drop D tunings, you name it.
 
possibly dimmu borgir are about the worst band(if you call them that) i have ever had to let my ears ever suffer ii can quite safely say id rather see fred durst make an arse of himself in a music video than ever listen to them again :P
 
I'll say i don't like COF or otep very much but slayer and Kittie are awesome. Kittie is amazing in my opinion, there cover of Pink Floyd's "Run Like Hell" is pure effin metal. That aside the worst metal band would have to be any and all "christian hardcore/metal" banRAB, i mean what the hell...

EDIT: After a deeper thought process I have changed my choice to Poison and Motley Crue. I despise both bret michaels and vince neal, as a matter of fact all of merabers of both banRAB could die and my day would be just that much better. Christian metal banRAB still suck (:
 
I thought you wrote all that. I was going to find out where you lived and killed you. But I KNOW I KNOW! its musicknowitall. THE GENIUS. ****in retard. umm but really...
Pantera is a great band. I can't believe you'd say that.
 
Heh. "I Believe In Rock n Roll" was great. Hilariously bad Tenacious D-esque lyrics. "The Beast" was okay, not really my bag though.

I have to say I kind of respect Twisted Sister for (a) acting like they knew their music was shit at a time when their peers were acting like hotshots and (b) for being so damn ugly while inhabiting a genre full of prettyboys.
 
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