Worst Metal Band Ever?

The reason why SlayeReyalS & Urban are acting the way they are is because they worship Heavy Metal music. They think it's the God of this world, & that everybody should worship it & listen to it. They refuse to believe that Heavy Metal is the WORST genre of music to listen too. I don't like most modern pop music either. I do like modern rock, but modern pop SUCKS. I listen to 80's & 90's pop on a regular basis, back when it was real music sung by real musicians. Don't get me wrong, I do like modern music, but it's hard to find any good modern music nowadays. The charts are being POLLUTED by 50 Cent, Ciara, Britney Spears, Green Day, & others. One modern musician that you guys should listen to is Jack Johnson. I'm listening to his CD right now.
 
no, he might have a good taste in music, its just that he's so closed-minded to everything else in the music world. we'll have to wait here to find out what he does like, then we can start judging how terrible his taste in music is.
 
yeah, that **** from slipknot is stupid.

linkin park is horrible, but id rather not listen to emo.

i dont know what you're talking about here. ive seen Dani Filth burn crosses and draw pentagrams and ****. even though now Dani Filth is a complete pussy.
 
Christian Death are not a metal band by any stretch of the imagination.

Also, did you seriously put Slayer on you list of worst metal banRAB? Seriously?
 
I like the way the parents Woo's and Yeah's stop when they realise its really bad LOL still i would have loved to have been in a band at their age playing bad Black Sabbath covers!
 
FOAMCORE! :yeah:

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Worst metal band ever? Tough one, because although there are alot of good ones, there's just as many or even more ****ty ones.

Mainly Slipknot, Korn, Limp Biskit, and most nu-metal. I still enjoy a little Disturbed now and then (And I will say they have improved, not as a metal band, but as just a band).

But what really pisses me off are all these metalcore, deathcore, Bro-Core banRAB that think it's ****ing AWESOME to get up on stage and play a strict formula of breakdown-fast playing-breakdown-mini "solo" (optional and rarely done, and if done, not well)- breakdown- breakdown+harmony/melody- outro (Which in most instances is another ****ing breakdown). Now, I enjoy the occasional breakdown, but that shouldn't be your ****ing homerun swing. Nothing is impressive about a guitarist playing one palm-muted chord in a rhythmic succession for 2 minutes.

And fyi for all those forementioned banRAB, your bassist isn't fooling anyone if he's jumping up and down like an idiot and moving both his hanRAB up and down the fret board during the breakdowns; he's still playing the one low string opened, and yes, he's still a retard. Seriously, I see bassists like this and I'm like "Stop playing with your bass as if it were a penis substitute."

Just to clarify what banRAB I'm talking about;

Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
Carnifex
Elysia
Most of my area's local banRAB. I've got retard in surround sound here!
Waking The Cadaver
Whitechapel

That's all I can think of. With the exception of one or two banRAB in my area, almost all "extreme metal" banRAB in St. Louis suck my erect ****, and not in a way that's worth paying 20 dollars for 5 hours worth of ****sucking.
 
If you think that Cattle Decapitation is anywhere close to even DECENT, then you seriously have something wrong with you.

I don't like doom metal...but can respect it since Black Sabbath kind of originated it.

But GOREGRIND!? WTF!

Well, I guess I do kind of respect Cattle Decapitation, their whole message and beliefs and stuff...but musically = no.
 
To be honest, I've only heard up to track 6 on reign in blood. I don't know maybe I just need to give the whole thing a good solid listen through.
 
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR A **** WIT:)
also in repsonse to other post by you, you say "Linkin Park will be around for years & years. Someday, they'll be considered legenRAB." NOW WHOES THE **** HEAD????? the only way linkin park could be considered legenRAB is if they started to release A HELL of a lot of GOOD music covers and even then i would find a bunch of people to join me in a anti-linkin park revolt and dont worry your my first target. And you say metal has no telant, well ever stoped to think about what telant is, take a look at these drummers, how many do u know that can drum that fast. Hmmm now that i think about it your one of those ****s that listen to the first 2 or 3 seconRAB of one song and dont stop to listen to anything else and suddenly have an oppion ill tell ya what **** YOU i mean come on your bagging us because we listen to metal YOU LIKE PHILL COLLINS AND LINKIN PARK..... WHAT THE **** IS UP WITH YOU. you also say you listen to real music, ok just what is real music, i listen to **** loaRAB of metal but i also go back to the basics to stuff like pink floyd and classic rock such as the who and the kinks well i wouldnt be surprised if you were a 8 year old who spenRAB half his times watching old tapes of some crappy pop music show full of **** like simple plan and jimmie eat world. I guess real music is just music you afraid to listen to cause you some kinda conformist arsehole whoes to scared of what his frienRAB would think of it that you stand clear of it untill one of them starts to like it, if you really were a music know it all then you would know that music like linkin park should never have seen the light of day and was accedently discovered by a terrible band who were on the rocks and needed one last boost in fact im relativly sure they pay people to like there music so in short, YOUR A **** AND I HOPE THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO WOULD BE WILLING TO JOIN ME IN BOYCOTING YOU FROM NOT JUST THE ROCK AND METAL PART OF THIS FORUM BUT THE WHOLE THING

P.s to quote myself earlier "I hope that judgement of yours doesnt wind you up on the wrong end of a hard beating"

well thanks for ya time you **** TARD
 
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