Worst lines in movies...

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What are the worst lines in movies in YOUR opinion.

Been done before I'm sure, but always good to update since there's so many bad lines......

Mine are:

"I love ya, always have, I wanna marry ya" - Braveheart - soooooo bad
"A Dingo ate my Baby" - A Cry in the Dark - also gets the worst Australian Accent ever vote.
"We can't leave them stuck back there" - Timeline - terrible delivery

And that whole speech Bill Pullman did in Independence Day.
 
I forget which Matrix film it was but it was when they were fighting the machines inside the dock and the kid who was loading the mechs with ammo, turned around and said 'I believe!'.

I nearly punched the wife.
 
"Permission to shake the hand...of the daughter...of the bravest man I ever met..." (William Fichtner in Armageddon)

Most of The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions.

"Why didn't you (then puts on a crap American accent) 'bust a cap in his ass,' Tommy!?" (Jason Statham in Snatch)

That's all that spring to mind for now.
 
Two from Order of The Phoenix:

'Its like Hogwarts wants us to fight back.'

'Stunning is a wizarRAB bread and butter (:eek:?!!)'

How is anyone meant to make lines like that work?
 
God i hate that line. Or maybe its Andie MacDowell i can't stand - either way its embarrassingly bad.

My worst is from The Matrix (1).

"I know Kung Fu"

I love the movie but that line is bad.
 
I think its actually the way she says it rather than the line.

There's one I love but I know deep down its a terrible line, from Sleepy Hollow. Though I guess its meant to be like that as SH was a bit of a p*ss take.

'I think you must be a witch.'
'Why?'
'Because you have bewitched me.'

:D
 
Oh come on, Johnny Depp can make anything work! ;)

As soon as I saw the title of this thread I thought of a line and it's from a movie I haven't even seen.

Gobble gobble? Gigli anyone? :D
 
Commando is a great film for very bad 80's action flick one-liners, Arnie in his prime...

Cindy: What happened to Sully?
Matrix: I let him go.

Gen. Kirby: Leave anything for us?
Matrix: Just bodies.

Matrix: Where did you learn how to do that?
Cindy: I read the instructions

[Matrix has thrown a pipe through Bennett]
Matrix: Let off some steam, Bennett.

Matrix: Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last?
Sully: That's right, Matrix. You did.
Matrix: I lied.

Matrix: [after killing a man in the plane] Don't disturb my friend, he's dead tired.
 
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