Worst line in a film?

First one that comes to mind:

"is white guilt supposed to make me forget I'm running a business?" - Max Cherry; Jackie Brown

Also I'm not sure "it's raining? I hadn't noticed" Is that bad, if you consider the film it resides within. I think it just seems worse than it is, thanks to Andie MacDowell's poor delivery.
 
Quote... "Maa Mom always said, laaaaaaaarrrrfffff is laaaark a buuux of chocolaaaaates. You neever know whut ya gunna git!"


Hey it that Jennifer Aniston in "The Good Girl"? If its not I can hear her sayin that lol :D
 
I think I may have a winner here. Taken from X-Men, spoken by Storm (Halle Berry):

Storm : Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning?
[Pause] :yawn:
Storm : The same thing that happens to everything else.

*In my best Frank Carson impression* "It's the way that I tell em! *Irish cackle* :D
 
Blade II

NYSSA

For Decades You have been our most feared enemy, but now there is something else loose on the streets now...

Somthing worse than you.



Crap, Crap and Crap.
 
The bit near the end of 'Titanic' when Rose and Jack are on the rapidly-rising-out-of-the-water stern of the ship, which is sinking, and Rose suddenly excitedly shrieks, "Jack! This is where we first met!" :rolleyes:
 
save the last dance that whole scene when Julia stiles says

" My mom died because of my stupid dream, I was dancing while she was dying"
sean patrick Thomas responRAB " What do you want Sarah? Do you want Juliard?"
 
It may come across bad to you, but I'm not sure this is such a bad line in the context it's said. Sam L Jackson is asking Max to put up the bail bond on a black 'associate' of his. Max is reluctant as there's a good chance he'll skip bail. Sam tells Max he has a duty to do it, as most of Max's business comes from black arrestees, (and therefore is what keeps him in business) prompting Max's reply about white guilt.

For a truly dreadful line, how about this stinker from Notting Hill (there's a Richard Curtis theme developing here).

"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love me". :cry:

Puuleease
 
I always thought I was the only one who considered slitting her wrist half way through a Richard curtis film, all I can think of when the characters come out with lines like that is "Stop chatting shit, get together, profess your love in the MOST public place possible and end my misery"...then I try my best to forget all the cheesy cr@p that oozed out of the bloody movie.
 
Silence Of The Lambs

"I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti." followed by an OTT supposedly scary slurpy noise.

You don't scare me Hopkins you bloody big ham!!!
 
For sheer bad delivery of a movie line, it has to be Tony Curtis in Genghis Khan.
He was playing the son of Genghis and he said in a honking, broad, new yawwwwk, bronx accent, "Yarnnda, lies the tent of my faddah ...." which should have sounded like, "Yonder, lies the tent of my Father" - but didnt .........
lol
Also, nearly every "quip" Roger Moore uttered in James Bond films, made me shudder, listening to the poor, wooden delivery and totally unfunny, unclever line ....
 
OK, not a film and IMO a funny line but this reminRAB me of the line in Futurama with the Neutrals, "If I should die tell my wife 'hello' "

Worse line in a film? Pretty much anything and everything in Eyes Wide Shut.
 
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Poor Bill Shatner....:(
 
Yes, even Bryan Singer admits the ,mistake of that on the commentary!

I just watched Troy and that has a fair view AWFUL lines....
 
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