Worst Films Ever - And i mean EVER!!!

I watched Passion Of The Christ a few nights ago. I had to look away half the time through the whipping and crucifixion. If id gone to see it at the cinema i probably would have walked out. God seemed like the bad guy! ^_^

Anyway, apart from that id say Freddy vs Jason and Cabin Fever top my charts as bein the worst films ever.
 
I always thought Kim Fuller was female, but after looking him up on IMdB i've been reeducated...

then again, If you've seen "From Justin to Kelly......"

oooohh mmmyyy gggaawwwdddd
 
I actually quite enjoyed 'The Passion...'. But I saw it more as a fictional action drama.

No. Worst film ever: Blair Witch Project. Utter shite.
 
Has to be Pearl Harbour. I don't know if they thought they were being sincere, but it takes celluloid corniness to a new level. President Roosevelt rising from his wheelchair to "embody American spirit"? Puh-lease.
 
I know Michael Keaton made a movie called "Jack Frost" but there is also a horror movie also called " Jack Frost".Now when i say horror you will probably be laughing during it because of how bad it is.It's a movie that was made in the late 90's & it's made up of B movie actors.The movie is pretty cheesy but it's good for a laugh that's how bad it is.But in saying that they made a sequal called " Jack Frost 2" surprise surprise & it has to be the worst movie ever.The storyline is crap,The actors(who once again are B movie actors) are really bad, that i'd be surprised if they found any kind of work after this.The special effects are bloody awful.Trust me this is a movie you want to avoid at all costs.

Jeepers Creepers is another movie that i thought was bad.I was enjoying it right up to the bit where we find out the guy in the long black coat & wears the hat is some kind of winged deamon/creature.I was like WTF is this crap
 
It might not be the worst of all time, but "O Brother, where Art Thou" with George Clooney went right over my head. I rented it on DVD but had to switch it off. It was awful !!!
 
Thats the bit that scared me the most, it like in The Terminator when you realise Arnie is a cyborg who is invincible and will never stop or in those religious horrors when the bad guy is the living embodiment of evil /devil. Because no matter what the good guy does the devil will always be there (e.g. the Omen). What I found silly in the film was the way the sibilings just stood and stared whenever the creature was coming after them. Any normal person would run jump in the car and never stop until they got home. And who in their right mind would go down that drain at the beginning of the movie.
 
The Worst Films I Have Ever Seen Are:

The Brady Bunch

Mr. Nanny

The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill And Came Down A Mountain
(deserves to be given the prize for worst just on the title alone)

Onegin

Maid In Manhatten (Dreadful)

Down With Love

Most of the films that end in 2 such as Legally Blonde 2, Beethoven 2, Home Alone 2 (with notable exceptions of Toy Story 2, Godfather 2)

Shanghai Noon has the distinction of being one of the few films I haven't bothered to watch til the end.

Godfather 3 what a letdown

Something To Talk About (Julia Roberts)
(it was something to talk about its shitness)

A Spielberg road rage film called Duel

The Field (zzzzz)
 
Time Machine with Guy "Neighbours" Pearce.

Stupid, just stupid.

And I too found Catch Me If You Can just....boring.

Pearl Harbor is an abomination.

The Good Girl with Jennifer Aniston was very dull. And all the more disappointing since it starred the uber sexy Jake Gyllenhaal.
 
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