Worst Films Ever - And i mean EVER!!!

AI - Artificial Intelligence was really really poor imo. I was bored within 5 minutes.

I also thought that Starsky and Hutch was crap as well. didnt enjoy the film at all.
 
Aw, come on, guys. You're knocking some fairly naff movies but they're all pretty much standard mainstream affairs and few of them are actually *really* bad.

Have you seen the films they show on the Horror Channel? Now that's crap. The sort of sh*te that clogged up the shelves in video stores in the 1980's.

Ed Wood's "Plan 9 from Outer Space" is often cited as the worst film ever made, and I guess that's still a benchmark - something that looks like it was knocked up in someone's garden shed for the cost of a giro cheque.

Mind you, there have been plenty of big budget stinkers:

Heaven's Gate
Ishtar
Pearl Harbor
Independence Day
1941

The only time I recall walking out of a cinema was during "Pink Flamingos". There's some boundaries to taste and decency that just shouldn't be crossed...
 
XXX
Queen of the damned
The cable guy
Jeepers creepers
Underworld
A crack in the floor (some low budget film i should never have rented)
Charlies angels 2 full throttle
Daredevil
The sin eater
Monsters ball
Being john malkovich
Saving private ryan
I know what you did last summer
I still know what you did last summer
Men in black
The blair witch project
Mr bean the movie
 
The Master of Disguise is without doubt the worst film ever made.

You really have to see it to believe just how embaressingly bad it is.
 
Wrong turn. It didn't do anything for me. I found the inbreRAB quite funny though. The ending was like someone just gave up, and wanted to go to bed. The script wasn't well thought out either. The whole film relied on gore and trying to make you jump. It didn't focus much on pyschological horror (which i like).
 
I think someone mentioned my worst film earlier and that has to be Beloved. I couldn't even make it to the middle, I was so bored.

Another film I didn't go much on was Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, but at least it wasn't as bad as Beloved. I managed to see it through to the end.........just!
 
I personally like the films that derive from the tv series, i.e. Charlies Angels, ThunderbirRAB, Starsky & Hutch

It's almost like watching TV at the cinema....nice big screen :)
 
I agree with all the others but I like this one (even though I dislike Mr Malkovich due to his opinion of Robert Fisk).
 
Simply Irresistable - funnily enough, I was only reminded of this film this morning, it's showing on cable while I'm on holiday in NYC, 10 seconRAB of viewing reminded me of the sheer horror of this film and sent me yelping for the remote control. Sarah Michelle Geller and Sean Patrick Flanery play a couple who fall in love with the aid of, and I kid you not, a magic crab :( Watching it is like being slowly eaten by a very large, very sweet, very badly written marshmellow. Slightly weirdly Sean Patrick Flanery holRAB the distinction of staring in my both my worst movie of all time, and my favourite of all time (The Boondock Saints)

Forgot City of Angels - only reason it doesn't top my list is that it has the funniest death scene ever - I got chucked out of the cinema during Meg Ryan's "dramatic" end for laughing very loudly, even now the mere thought of her being squished by the truck brings a grin to my face and a spring to my step :D
 
Sorry but Episode II was better than ep I, Saving Private Ryan are you crazy that was a great film as was Spiderman 2.

If you head off to apple.com/trailers you will be abel to find the trailer for dirty dancin 2: Havanah Nights. I think it already came out in the states.

As for my worst movies - Jason X
Pokemon
Yu gi oh the movie
 
lol, ill agree with all of them, but ive not yet seen catwoman, and dont think i ever will - seems so crap, i sometimes dont mind a film thats so crap its funny tho, such as Def Con 4

cheers, any1 else?
 
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