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Dickie Back

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Hello,cynical ol me again compiling yet another worst whatever list.This time films.So,what are ppls worst?Heres a few in no real order
1-The Crow.Confusing lodda crap.
2-The Exorcist.Over hyped,boring,please get to the f**king horror already kinda film.
3-The Merchant of Venice.Having just started watching 5 minutes of this in english class ive seen 2 men rubbing each others hair suggestively.Not very promising if u no wat i mean.
6-The Rocky Horror Picture Show.I may have said above in no particular order but this truely ranks as 1 of the worst pieces of cinema of all time.Caught a bit on irish channel tg4.Jesus Christ this is bad.Trust me.From what i could gather from the crappy plot its about a pile of crossdressers,transexuals and other degenerates who all live in a castle and try to frighten some newlyweRAB.Pure and utter Shite.
 
Sixth Sense

What a let down last night it was. We had waited for it to come on Sky (two years) expecting it to be really, really good and it was terrible. Unfortunately, I had heard there was a twist at the end so I had sussed out Bruce Willis was a ghost so that was not a surprise. What a disappointment!
 
1. Armageddon - so bad it isn't even funny
2. The Mummy - so bad it's funny
3. Never Been Kissed - AAAARRRRGGG!!!!
4. 90% of Sky MovieMax Films
5. Lake Placid/Detroit Rock City - both unspeakably dire
. . . . to name just a few!

Best Films (in no order): Wonder Boys, Magnolia, Go, X-Men, Clerks, Orgazmo & Cannibal The Musical (Trey Parker and Matt Stome films) . . . to name just a few!
 
1 Dumb and Dumber - Exactly what is the joke ?
2 Joe versus the Volcano - Nuff said
3 There's something about Mary - didn't deserve the hype
4 Grease 2 - Why ? Why ? Why ?
 
"The Talentless Mr Ripley"

It has to be the most long winded, going no where, unbelievable stories ever. Add to this the lack of any attempt at acting and you have this huge piece of pants.

This is the only film I can think of at the moment but I am sure I can come up with some others to add later.
 
My worst films is anything that has been remade again. Get Carter 2000 with Sly Stallone, very p**s poor and nothing like the original. Psycho 2000 another film not as good as the original and there is a few others that have been remakes, but can't remember them. Has hollywood ran out of ideas so they have to remake classic films and make very sub standard.
 
My worst film has to be Four Weddings and a Funeral, my most favourite are Face Off, Enemy of the State, Matrix and George of the Jungle (yes I know it is sad, but this is the best film to watch if you have flu and your head feels like mush - an instant remedy for feeling sorry for yourself!)... can't think of any other bad films at the moment...
 
Sorry Gopher and nid, I didn't really think about spoiling the ending because I am that used to everyone I know seeing the films at the pictures or on rental, that I forgot about other people like me waiting to see it on Sky. Apologies. You would probably suss the ghost bit out yourself in any case.

Wicket
 
It has to be 'Rocky Horror Show'. We actually saw it at the cinema when it was doing a rerun several years' ago. So not only is it the worse film we have ever seen but we actually PAID to see it. In fact we actually walked out of the cinema after only 20 minutes so it must be the worse value as well.

Another one has to be Pokemon The Movie which we had to take the kiRAB to. It had a little film with it, that had no worRAB in it just the little Pokemon creatures muttering their names all of the time - PAINFUL.
 
"Blair Witch 2: Book Of Shadows"

Biggest pile of sh*t I've ever seen!! The film was total rubbish...a waste of money. I can't believe I paid to see that film.
 
Gilby,4 weddings and a funeral really was an overrated piece of crap,just another in a long linbe of british films.I think what makes it bad is the way the news[particularly ITV News]hypes it.
And James-Although Pokemon is bad its quite addictive!1 day last summer there was nothing on tv so out of boredom i watched pokemon.After watching it about 3 times u start to understand the plot.And as every episode lead into the next it became a bit like a soap,with following the storyline kinda thing.Dont watch it anymore though.Honestly!
 
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