Worst Film You've Ever Sat through....

Now, those are three very interesting ways to self-inflict pain.

Excellent review. Haven't seen Pearl Harbour personally - don't think I want to now!

Someone mentioned Van Helsing earlier... Why?! That film is great! Typical pop-corn stuff.

Transformers is good too. Spiderman 3 is average, but I wouldn't say it's anywhere near bad to walk out on!

Gigli is pretty awful.
 
He wasn't that bad!! :D I wonder how the remake plans are coming on?!?



Jesus christ it got released in the cinemas?!? :eek: :D


Would like to add Paranormal Activity.
 
I shudder to remember some of the drivel I've sat through. The worst three I've ever seen were all during my student days.
1) Slap Her She's French...There was just no excuse for this pointless, vacuous crap ever being made. My friend wanted to see it and I had to sit through this godawful tripe with her.
2)The Guru...Dear lord why was I was subjected to this cringeworthy pap. I went with my sister and her best mate and they agreed that it was atrocious.
3)My Little Eye...Just a disgusting gore filled mess...I hated every second of it. Uuugh...Just ugh.
 
Really? Killing everyone you love to safe them and then finding out that if you waited 5 minutes you would all have been saved. So he didn't have to do that, now he has lost everyone. That's not how i want a movie to end.
 
The Lord of the Rings...all 3 of them...and yes I`v even forgotten the titles of each film.....They just are`t my type of movie....and why did I sit through all three...dragged there on pain of death.
 
I've heard theres an extended version of that floating about somewhere that makes it a completely different film (i.e good)

studio refuse to release it
 
Highschool Musical 2.

I just had to find out what all the fuss was about, didn't I! :rolleyes:

Now I just have constant nightmares about Zach 'efffin' Effron's overly tanned face. :mad: :p
 
The Birdcage (Easily the worst film i've ever witnessed. I managed 25 minutes of this awful, unfunny film, and then turned it off because i couldn't stand anymore)
Kill Bill Vol 1 (i actually turned it off after about 40 minutes of crappy story and mindless violence, absolute shite).
Underworld (I've never walked out of a cinema, but i was extremely tempted to with this).
A.I. (don't even get me started...)
Bicentennial Man (rubbish, sentimental crap).
Wild At Heart (I fast forwarded it after about 50 minutes, and even watching it at 30x speed on Sky+ i don't think i actually missed anything important. I've actually avoided David Lynch films ever since).
Napoleon Dynamite (Seriously, what the hell is the point of this film? And why is it supposedly funny that he talks and dances like a retard? I had a straight face the whole way through, it just wasn't funny in the slightest).
You, Me & Dupree (Just proved that Owen Wilson really neeRAB a decent "sparring partner" in order to be funny. Terrible).
Lady in the Water (Abysmal).
 
Ditto - one of my 5 favourites of all time. And 3 of the other ones are David Lynch's too. :cool:

Most of the people I've known who hated FWWM were expecting basically a long episode of Twin Peaks. What they got was something far more ambitious...a bit impenetrable on first viewing, but well worth sticking with.

A few more I hated:

Reign Of Fire
Bram Stoker's Dracula (the one with Keanu Reeves & Gary Oldman)
The Importance Of Being Earnest (2002 - got free tickets for it. It was like being trapped in Stephen Fry's wet dream)
 
Hahahahaha , my sister still sings that to annoy us all at halloween.

Deathy friend , a horror film from the eighties I still recall as utter b****cks.

I saw My son my son what have ye done recently, it was so crap I felt true rage.
Willem dafoe must have been short on a few quid taking this rot on!
 
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