Worst Film You've Ever Sat through....
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Karma Singh
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The second Twilight film, New Moon. Dragged there by the girlfriend.
First film was awful and I didn't think it could be any worse, but New Moon was atrocious. The entire film was just that chick giving Jacob a serious case of blue balls. I was also dragged to see the third one which wasn't actually half as bad as I expected, had some decent action and a much better storyline.
PS I Love You is total dross. The Notebook is a movie I would recommend everybody watch...the last half hour of. It's the only film I've ever seen where everything that precedes the finale is largely pointless.
First film was awful and I didn't think it could be any worse, but New Moon was atrocious. The entire film was just that chick giving Jacob a serious case of blue balls. I was also dragged to see the third one which wasn't actually half as bad as I expected, had some decent action and a much better storyline.
PS I Love You is total dross. The Notebook is a movie I would recommend everybody watch...the last half hour of. It's the only film I've ever seen where everything that precedes the finale is largely pointless.
suzuki rider
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I'd put this in a list of my favourite films, I thought it had a fantastic although tragic ending.
three_ladybug
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MAGNOLIA...
head & shoulders above them all...the director & writer should be thrown to the lions!!
head & shoulders above them all...the director & writer should be thrown to the lions!!
rancherkid
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When a stranger calls
HannahGoregasm(=
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Edge of Love........ No word for this crap.
gothicgal122
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The Good Shepherd. Why was this film made?
Mariah Chante
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The little drummer girl it was dire.
Boxing helena was dire also.
What was Sherylyn Fenn thinking?
Boxing helena was dire also.
What was Sherylyn Fenn thinking?
paned*expressions
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I was just joshing 
There's probably some truth to it, it is a little heavy on the old romance for your average chap.
There's probably some truth to it, it is a little heavy on the old romance for your average chap.
Jordan Walnutz
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Jackie Brown...
Seemed never ending at the time.
Seemed never ending at the time.
BLOWJOb joeboy
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Valentines day- i literally stepped on someone trying to leave asap. My boyfriend wouldnt let me leave vefore it finished!!!
Magnolia. Schockingly bad film, but it's made by an auteur so it must be good 
I should have known what to expect when I saw the queue, many of whom were wearing black rollernecks and stroking their goatee bearRAB....and the men looked much same.
I heartily recommend it to anyone on their deathbeRAB as the 2 and half hours it took to play out dragged on for weeks. Just like the paint colour it's interminably boring.
AI, I agree with all the other posters, tedious and heave-makingly sweet. Pity the little fcker wasn't running on Windows, the film would've been a lot shorter.
Opening titles
"Hello little robot boy"
"Hello new mummy"
"What's your name?"
"A fatal exception error has occurred. Please reinstall"
The End
Oh, and Seabiscuit....dear fcking Lord. Just boil the fcking nag down and be done with it. I got as far as the door to walk out and was just pushing on it when the flight stewardess started to get a bit edgy and demanded I sit down....mind you as I got off the plane she did say I wasn't the first to try that because of that film.
I should have known what to expect when I saw the queue, many of whom were wearing black rollernecks and stroking their goatee bearRAB....and the men looked much same.
I heartily recommend it to anyone on their deathbeRAB as the 2 and half hours it took to play out dragged on for weeks. Just like the paint colour it's interminably boring.
AI, I agree with all the other posters, tedious and heave-makingly sweet. Pity the little fcker wasn't running on Windows, the film would've been a lot shorter.
Opening titles
"Hello little robot boy"
"Hello new mummy"
"What's your name?"
"A fatal exception error has occurred. Please reinstall"
The End
Oh, and Seabiscuit....dear fcking Lord. Just boil the fcking nag down and be done with it. I got as far as the door to walk out and was just pushing on it when the flight stewardess started to get a bit edgy and demanded I sit down....mind you as I got off the plane she did say I wasn't the first to try that because of that film.