Worst Film You've Ever Sat through....

Observe And Report.

Just....dear God....*holRAB bridge of nose, hangs head and sighs despairingly*....NEVER see this film...I am STUPIFIED that this ever got made in the first place.

Its the most horrendous, painful, unfunny, vile, offensive piece of crud I have EVER had the DISPLEASURE of seeing.

Avoid at all costs. Unless you think date rape is something worthy of a laugh...in which case this will be right up your street, so crack on! :confused:
 
Random Hearts - some truly dire Harrison Ford romance crap.

Honest - The All Saints film - nuff said. Yes one of them gets her baps out, but even that wasn't enough to save it.

Battlefield Earth - John Travolta nonsense. Was only about 10 of us in the 300-seater auditorium.

Return to Me - David Duchovny's wife is killed, and he subsequently falls in love with the woman who was given his dead's wife heart in a transplant operation - but he doesn't know that. Awful concept.




And although I didn't see these at the cinema, I just wanted to add my voice to -


Spielberg seriously cocked-up with A.I. and M. Night Shyamalan's films peaked with The Sixth Sense, and have been getting worse ever since.
 
I thought he was very good in The Truman Show. I too, though, was quite disappointed with Phillip Morris (although it wouldn't make it into the list of the worst films I've ever sat through).
 
The remake of "The Wicker Man" was excrutiating. Nothing that happened to the policeman in that film was logical, unlike the original, where the villagers were planning his every move.
 
The Barney Movie

Can't remeber it's full title but it involved the Purple dinosaur from hell.

Yes i was younger at the time, but it was so bad, i ended up being more focused on the lights on the stars rather than the movie.
 
OMG watched 'unthinkable' last night. Worst movie ever!!

Please dont waste 2 hours of your life, it goes on about a nuclear bomb and just cuts off at the end!,

Plot holes, BAD acting. Not even wotrh being shown on the syfy channel. None of it makes sence, I know that that might sound like fun for some people but its not.Nothing even happens!
 
Freddy Got Fingered and Clerks 2 both had scenes I'm not keen on, i.e. wanking off animals.

Bug was also a pretty horrific film to sit through. Sometimes I like films that many other people don't, but sheesh, it was an unrelenting weird-fest. I know what it's all about but it's not really a film you want to sit through again. Makes Requiem For A Dream (a film I love) seem like a tea party.
 
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