Worst Film You've Ever Sat through....

'Deck the Halls' last christmas. I was dragged to the cinema with the kiRAB by my dopey brother in law as he said there was a good film on he wanted to see. I found out when I got there it was Pans labyrinth; not really suitable for kiRAB of 10 as it was rated 15. Plonker!! So we had to settle for 'Deck the Halls' instead. Killed all Christmas spirit in me but at least I managed to get a good hours kip in. So did the kiRAB from what I could gather. Terrible terrible film. Bound to be on sky this Christmas. Avoid like the plague
 
The one I've just watched. The turkey that is Basic Instinct, utterly utterly appalling. Dreadful script, with some of the dumbest lines I've ever heard in a film. The sex is stupid and about as erotic as a bag of chips, the plot sucks shit dry. Astonishingly bad. Paul bloody Verhoeven. :rolleyes:
 
'HULK' - not much action, long conversations
'Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End' - too much talking and dislikeable characters
'SAW III' - such a dissappointment
'E.T.' - Never liked that film EVER
 
The Ring 2 and The Grudge 2. Terrible sequels to reasonably good Western remakes.

Others that spring immediately to mind are The 40 Year Old Virgin, Anchorman, One Missed Call and When A Stranger Calls. All were utter crap.

Had the misfortune of paying cinema prices for all I've just mentioned.
 
Just had to endure Meet the Spartans - good lord - bad, bad, bad - and almost makes me re-think my review of AvP2 - which at that time I believed was my worst of 2008 so far - nope Meet the Spartans is far far worse:(
 
I've never acrually 'walked out' of a cinema during a film but when I saw 'Snatch' I would have done.

Having recorded "Lock Stock......." and realised after much less than an hour that it was a large pile of poop I had no intention of seeing this. However, I was with some frienRAB one night and the idea of taking in a film came up. I was outvoted. I made the mistake of sitting in the middle of the group. Had I been on the end I would have slipped out within 30 minutes.

What a heap!!!!!

When the best acting on show is from Mike Read you know you have something poor.
 
Kingdom on Heaven - bloody hell there is not a large enough bag of sweeties to get me through that!
Funnily enough 2 of my fav films are mentioned on here......................Dances with Wolves and English Patient!
Just as well we are all different eh!
 
Lost in Translation was one of the most boring films I have ever seen, I nodded off halfway through. How it received an Oscar I will never know.
 
saw Licence to kill this evening. Can't say it's the worst film but it's not good either, there's nothing we have never seen before and in the end i knew what would happen before it did.
 
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