Worst Film You've Ever Sat through....

when did spiderman 3 come out, i thought that was not until nexy year:confused:

sorry i just checked and it says this year, what a idiot i have been, going to download it to see how bad it is.

oh when i was a kid i had to suffer 'The boys in blue' starring Cannon and Ball the only comedy act with two straight men, it was utter shite and not a laugh in the cinema that day my parents took me to see it, then to make it worse it was subtitled for the french as we saw when my dad worked in paris, god knows what the french made of it,
 
I've seen more than my fair share of shockers at the cinema, but two of the worst have to be Love Actually (yawn) and the Village (lame)
 
Not sure whether you watched these in the cinema or not but did'nt you learn your lesson either way?

You watched the first Hulk Hogan movie then you watched another!

You then bothered to see John Cena's movie. :eek:
 
I don't like Titanic - reminRAB me of Celine Dion warbling :rolleyes:. I love Donnie Darko, Green Mile (book's better tho), Love Actually, Miss Congeniality and of course, Dirty Dancing!:D:cool:
 
That "Bedazzled" movie with Liz Hurley was on tv at the weekend, it was so shockingly bad I felt like gouging my eyes out with knitting needles. Probably the least convincing portrayal of Satan I've ever seen, including cartoons.
 
Great thread :D

A.I. kept watching.... the end .... Arghhhhh!

Kill Bill awful, very.
Son's G/F told me "but once you've watched Kill Bill 2. it'll all make sense" :confused: Having watched that tripe, was I about to sit through KB2? (insert what ever swear worRAB seem appropriate here) NO!

Vanilla Sky, tried to watch it a couple of times on Sky but gave up.

When I was young (ahem) in the 70's went to see one of the Emmanuelle films, (oh, ever so daring :D ) me and hubby left after about half hour or so. Sooo bad and so very boring. Most of the audience (not many) were laughing and talking about how terrible it was.

Sabretooth, on Sky couple of years back. Didn't look very promising but when a moth eaten stuffed head thing (very obviously stuck on a pole) threatened the teens in the wilderness...

If you want some truly awful stuff have a look at the horror channel on Sky! Synopsis I remember for one was about a family who attacked campers to steal their appliances. :eek:

You'll also find such tempting titles as 'Manic Nurses find Ecstasy' Have resisted watching that, not too hard really.
 
Intolerable cruelty.

Just awful. I don't really rate Catherine Zeta Jones anyway, but I love George Clooney.

When it finished I simply sighed 'what a waste of time'!
 
Intersection - Richard Gere and Sharon Stone. Not really sure what it was about. it may have been about nothing. So little happened that a car crash was shown over and over again during it. The final showing in super slow mo.

Absolute tripe.
 
Hannah;44195139']That's why I haven't bought it on DVD, I'm sure I wouldn't like it.. for some reason I don't find horror movies that scary when watching them at home. I think it's one of those movies you have to see in the cinema to actually be frightened, and because it's on a larger screen too.. I haven't seen it however but will be seeing Paranormal Activity 2.
 
The first one was a act of genius compared to the sequel they filmed most of it in USA and pretended it was filmed in a English jail don't know many sandy deserts in England - this jail the prison officers decided was released from it , truly awful film 1/10 and that is being generous.
 
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