Worst Film You've Ever Sat through....

Kill Bill is dreadful, as for sitting through Kill Bill vol2 err...........NO!

ive still yet to figure out how Mrs Sheepdog thought watching You Me & Dupree was a good idea. Sat there losing the will to live, dire, absolutley dire. I never managed to keep my eyes open when shes watched Gladiator.
 
American Dreamz felt like a great waste of money to watch at the cinema. In terms of 'greatest disappointment' it would have to be Sex & The City 2. Amazing hype, poor film.
 
Can't say I enjoyed Pan's Labrynth, though not realising it was subtitled until it started didn't help. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
Glad people agree about 'Down With Love' - isn't it just awful, what the hell was it all about?

I have to mention 'The Village' - absolutely dreary until a suprise 'twist' at the end which is about at subtle as an elephant's tea party.

Another M.Night Shaylaman (is that it?) offering, 'Lady In The Water'. Self-indulgent tripe, Shaylaman making himself the martyr who had to 'sacrfice' his own life for others.

'ThunderbirRAB' - it's indescribably bad. The first thing they did was take the concept of ThunderbirRAB...and throw it out the window. The ThunderbirRAB spent the entire film trapped in space whilst some dour kiRAB pranced around trying to get them back.

'The Ring Two' - An abomination of a sequel to the excellent first Hollywood version.

'Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix' - Utterly utterly dull. Where did the budget go?

'Spider-Man 3' - Far too self-important and I loved the first two.
 
Blade Runner in college - i faked period pains to stop watching it and just read the synopsis!!

Another one which I cant even remember had Denzel Washington in it and was out about 6 years ago - absolute tripe gave it half hour and left my ex in the cinema and waited in the pub next door!!
 
Back in the summer of 2006, I was out shopping with my sister and we had time on our hanRAB so we decided to watch the remake of 'The Wicker Man' in Cinema. Boy was that a big MISTAKE!! :eek: It was awful! :(

I watched The Black Dahlia a couple of weeks ago on Sky Movies. It was so boring that i switched over the channel half way through the movie.
 
I've probably seen worse and blanked them out to protect myself but the worst I can remember was Batman Forever. Put aside that the dark tone of the first two films is disgarded. Put aside the fact that it's got Val Kilmer and Chris O'Donnell in it (not easy I know). Put aside the fact that Nicola Kidman is so wooden she could have been carved. Put aside Jim Carrey taking irritation to a new level or Tommy Lee Jones wondering why he agreed to do this garbage after his stellar performance in The Fugative.

No, the reason this is the worst film I can remember seeing is because I was at University at the time I saw it, I went to see it during a three-hour break between lectures (study time yeah right) instead of going to the Student Union bar with my frienRAB. I saw it in a packed cinema. Packed full of screaming 10 years olRAB. I was the only adult in there.

This film was the reason I have not been to see a film rated under 15 at the cinema in nearly 15 years, the mental scars of those two hours haven't even begun to fade yet.

Oh and the film was crap too.
 
I have just sat through the worst movie ever made. Thankfully, I didn't pay to see it, although it has been on Sky. I doubt if it had a cinema release.

"The Man In The Mirror - The Michael Jackson Story" so bad and cheap and tacky it's a classic. Elizabeth Taylor has to be seen to be believed. And the rehab centre patients..... think Jeremy Kyle's guests without the class... truly awful.
 
I have a number of these.

1. Scary Movie - sorry but a spoof of a spoof just doesn't work. I know these are popular but I walked out, utter drivel.
2. Blair Witch Project - how is a load of student running around in the wooRAB supposed to be scary?
3. Open Water - ZZZZ I'm another who was glad when they got eaten!
4. Anchorman - sorry don't get that type of humour didn't last 30 minutes when we hired this on dvd.
5. Moulin Rouge - I fell asleep, couldn't tell what it was about.
6. Phantom of the Opera - I know the storyline and like musicals but this was so boring and drawn out.
 
good reason for that .. i saw cabin fever when I'd never heard of him.

i saw hostel because my friend is a horror film fan and insisted we go - when it got to the point where he said "look, i'll pay", of course I wasn't going to turn down a free film.

even if it was by eli roth.

same applies to part 2 - although he did have to offer to pay for the cinema AND a mcdonalRAB afterwarRAB :)

although that does tend to make me out as a person who will do anything for money :D
 
My "Nominations" are:

1. Magnolia (there are no worRAB..just tripe!:mad: )
2. Rat Race (why bother? I laughed once.. if it wasn't for Cuba Gooding Jr I would have walked:confused: )
3. Batman Returns (good grief!:rolleyes: )
4. Vanilla Sky (see the Tom Cruise theme?:sleep: )
5. Bratz (took my four year old niece to see it, its not the best role modelling example to set kiRAB on :yawn: )

I could list more but it just makes me angry that I wasted my money and time!:mad:
 
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