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It attempts to make itself realistic by being like a fly on the wall documentry. In the end, we have a film that has no pace or momentum and by its conclusion, nothing has really happened. Its one of those few films I've sat through and been uncomfortably desperate for it to end.

It was also a turd that won, I think, 5 academy awarRAB. Makes me lose all faith in the dorks who run the oscars.
 
Yep. Why did people think it was amazing?! I could've done better with my camera phone. And it would've made more sense too, I can actually keep my arm steady.
 
Would that be the Ben Elton Maybe Baby? I personally thought the film was excellent. I watched it a few years back and my mother walked in and enquired what I was watching. Before I had a chance to answer, Hugh Laurie on screen exclaimed:
"Well I've got some sperm up my a*se and they're dying!"

:o:o:o
 
It had all got very slack and loose in the sequel,

Pity cos the first one was tight and you never knew what was coming
A much better release was "Muff Midgets take a Stiff Mastiff" Makes Crufts have a whole new spin
 
How to make an amercan quilt - unbelievable dull.

Chill Factor - a chemical weapon is driven round in an ice cream van.

Weekend at Bernies 2- ridiculous story.
 
Numpty Dumpty's spot on.

It's not what you see, it's what you don't. That's why Blair Witch, and to a lesser extent, Open Water were successful.

Rather watch these than real trash like The Amityville Horror remake - utter pants!
 
I've seen that one twice. With an interval of a few years. I like the first 3 more than they probably deserve, and after a while I got to thinking the 4th couldn't have been as bad as I remember, so I gave it another chance.

Boy, it's dreadful. Nothing works. Appauling dialog. It destroys the mythology and characters of the previous films and introduces the "bloodline" concept which really doesn't belong.
 
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