Worst Film Ever - Cast your worst film into a pit of flames here

Crocodile Dundee is one of my favourite films ever.

Does anyone remembers the bit where he says - "Thats not a knife - THIS is a knife"

I thought it was very funny :D :D
 
I hate...

Any Crow sequels (always bad - especially the second one, that was just trying to cash in on the first)

Gladiator

Garfield

American Beauty

Magic Roundabout (CGI version)

Muppets In Space (was very disapointing as I love all the others)

Elmo In Grouchland

Star Wars - Phantom Menace

Underworld

Queen of The Damned

Thats all I think of for now...

Clare xo
 
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. TERRIBLE film.

And I'd like to cast Blue Velvet into the pit of hell, too. I know a lot of people think it's a classic, but to me it's just grubby and nasty and makes me feel physically unpleasant.
 
Sorry to disagree...Lost in Translation is one of the best films of the last five years, it's a subtle work of genius!!! An complete gem from start to finish :cool:

Anyway, the worst film I've ever seen is 'Batman and Robin' - the only time I've ever left the cinema mid-way through a film, it was appalling from start to finish, rubbish script, rubbish acting, rubbish SFX.....
 
Joan Collins also contracted food poisoning from eating too much of the local seafood while on location (was it Florida?) and looks horrendously blotchy and puffed up round the facial area during the film. For years she hated anyone mentioning the movie. I read a report when a guy tried to get a copy of the video autographed while she was at a book signing and he ended up being dragged away by security.

However, Jonathan Ross discussed the film with her on her recent appearance on his chat show, and they even showed a clip. She seems to have finally accepted it was a stinker !
 
Subtle work of genius :confused:

Mrs Yorkieuk - she is far more clever than me - just reminded me of the title of the second film I mentioned. It is called Sideways. Avoid at all costs :eek:
 
I'd like to add the Freddy films, all of them , the later ones were so bad that they ruined even the original nightmare on elm street for me which i used to love.

Also Van Helsing which I thought was pure rubbish and still havnt forgiven my dad for making me sit through it with him.
 
How can any of you honestly say Hercules In New York is bad?

It transcenRAB bad. It is so atrocious it becomes easily the funniest film ever released. (On a side note, do you realise just how trashed you can get if you drink every time you spot a mistake or something that makes no sense?)

Best film ever.
 
I must agree these two below are absolutely dreadful

Freddy Got Fingered
this killed the US comic Tom Greens career stone dead over night ...he hasnt worked since ,lol Thank God :)

Green St
Imagine a footie hoolie film made by a woman then add her being a yank ,the main hoolie is that Hobbit named Frodo OMFG ...lol...lol..Shockingly Bad
 
I was just a bit taken aback when i saw that someone could list this as their worst film. As i said, i do look at the film completely seperately. I think that if i was to watch the film in the hope of being an exact visualisation of the book then i could write a long list of issues and i too would probably be disappointed but i do genuinely feel that this film is a masterpiece.

It still has a great affect on me everytime i see it. The blood pouring from the lift doors, the twin girls, red rum, even the bloody carpets scare me in the hotel! I still remember being really scared in the final scene where the camera focuses on Jack Nicholson's frozen face in the maze. That sent shivers down my spine.

I think, in a way, Kubrick made it more believable. If he had copied the book and had topiary that came to life and attacked people etc then it just wouldn't have been the same whereas in his version it's just psychological.

Anyway, give it another go and just put the book at the back of your mind for the 2 hours that it is on and you might surprise yourself ;)
 
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