Worst Film Ever - Cast your worst film into a pit of flames here

OK, I got you. Come to think of it, several Kubrick movies seem to have gratutitous female nude scenes in them. Always women with perfect boobs too (eg Clockwork Orange, Eyes Wide Shut). Nice to watch, but kind of subtracts from his rep as an artist.
 
Lost in Translation - total bollox from start to finish.

And another film whose title escapes me. A US film made a couple of years ago. It was about 2 guys who go on a "road trip" before one of them gets married. One guy is a wine buff or perhaps both of them are. I lost the will to live half way through. It was meant to be a sophisticated comedy too. Absolute shite! :mad:

Does anyone know the title of the film? To be honest I am not sure if I want to be reminded of it.
 
Empire of the Ants, Joan Collins was in it, enough said really. The FX were rubbish too, you could see that the ants were in an aquarium and just superimposed later as they were obviously climbing up the sides of the tank.
 
I vote for 'Week End' directed by Jean-Luc Godard. ( http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0062480/ )

The biggest, steaming-est, most rancid pile of cinematic excrement ever committed to film.

If you've seen it: you know what I'm talking about.

If you haven't: you're lucky - take my advice and avoid it like the plague!


:eek: vomit!
 
Titanic, King Kong, Pteradactyl (on Sci Fi the other night and I had the misfortune to see some of it), The Fog (remake), The Wicker Man (remake), Ring 2, Hellraiser 4, Navy Seals ....

It's scary the amount of hours of your life you waste on tripe.
 
Freddy vs Jason- How stupid was this!?

The Forgotten- This is awful. The ending is so dire and naff I was at loss for worRAB..

Feardotcom was also a lot of rubbish, so was Open Water
 
You took the worRAB right out of my mouth!

Although I would have added
"and then they both just die at the end!"

Oops, I appear to have spolied the end for those who haven't seen it. At least you won't waste your time watching it now.
 
The Man - I've no idea how this film enRAB, neither do the other 5 or so people that also walked out of the cinema after about an hour. I love Samuel L Jackson, but if I ever see him in the street I shall slap him and demand he refunRAB the money I spent at the cinema that night.
 
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