Worst dates in animation

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In some great cartoons when it involves dating in certain episodes, what are some of the horrible lousy dates in cartoons that are just worst,awful,sadistic(sometimes hilarious) jerkholes?

I know that are just the worst:

Dylan(Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends) - I thought he was a good boyfriend for Frankie, but he showed his true colors for becoming a total jerk on her friends, but it was good when Frankie pulverized him & gave him an atomic wedgie,hehehehe:p.

Trixie(Fairly Oddparents) - Cute popular girl that Timmy likes, but was a big jerk to him in the election episode.

Roy/Skyler/hooker's black boyfriend(South Park) - They were lousy jerks, but Skyler was funny for bashing on Shelly(her only comeuppance) & getting mauled by cats:D & Roy's bashing was so funny with Fat Albert's beartrap idea which he deserved for bashing on poor Stan.

Michelle/Alkazar/Addalay/Mayor's son(Futurama) - Michelle was hot for being a witch on Fry & Alkazar was hilarious for copying Al Bundy, getting bashed & his true form was a bug who shape changes which those two were my favorites & the Mayor's son was a rotten jerk hating the orphan children, but his just desserts from Leela was the best.

Lizzie(Codename:KND) - She was Nigel's crappy girlfriend ever who was a superjerk to Nigel & his friends, but I'm glad she broke up with him which he needs a new better girlfriend.

Gregor/Elliott(Danny Phantom) - He may be Sam's lousy boyfriend, but he was my favorite who's an interesting jerk boyfriend which he had a cool hairstyle & design though.

Melchoir(Teen Titans) - Cool dragon villain who was only using Raven.

Roxanne(Ultimate Muscle) - She's Kid Muscle's hot girlfriend who's hilarious for being a rotten witch bashing on him alot.

Blanche(Rave Master) - After reading the Rave Master manga, he was a disgusting crappy jerk boyfriend for Haru's sister, it was good for Haru to banish him from Garage Island & then Musica totally gave him a fierce beating for torturing Nagisa:mad:, but it least he redeemed himself when he's a ticking time bomb from the Koala.

Light Yagami(Death Note) - He was such a horrible awful date for Misa & Takada who only uses them as pawns for creating his new world while killing innocent people, treats Misa like crap & yet kills Takada as well.
 
I don?t think it can get much worse than Artaro from the ?Brandy & Mr. Whiskers? episode entitled ?A Bunny On My Back?. Brandy Harrington fell in love with him, but during their first date, she discovered that he and his children merely wanted to eat her for dinner. Suffice to say, he wasn?t that good of a boyfriend.
 
(WARNING: DRIFTING OT)

Radical, I WOULD HAVE agreed with you on that subject...had I not used Lizzie Devine, over the past five years, as a vehicle for exploiting a rather extensive Elton John vinyl collection that I had acquired from after the end of the first season to the end of the series (predominantly from the "glitter-and-feathers" era of the 1970's), the result of an unexplainable bond I felt (after watching her first two cartoons when they were new) between EJ and LD. The "EJLD" in my username, BTW, is a reference to this quirky aspect of my KND fandom. I had learned more about pop music in the 1970s from Elton than ANYWHERE else!

I was devistated when Lizzie and Numbah One broke up, because originally there were 22 hit singles that were originally planned, but alas, only 14 got used (one for each of Lizzie's appearances). I have even wrote and drew several (unpublished as of now) fanfics and pieces of fanart, depicting LD as an obsessive EJ fangirl (most likely an explanation for her control-freak attitude), as she viewed EJ as an "alternate Nigel." I am a little bit dissapointed that some fans support a 1x362 (Rachel Mackenzey) relationship (though it is tolerable), because THERE IS NO REPLACEMENT for LD, and I DID NOT feel the same bond with EJ as I did before (got a pop star from the 60's, 70's or 80's with a bond similar to EJxLD for 362? I'd like to know...).


Anyways, RIP the Elton John-Lizzie Devine Fandom----2003-2007----14 Cartoons----14 Hit Singles----I'll Miss It Very Much.....

http://elton-fan.com/gallery/70s/ej70-103.jpg
 
I disagree about Darien from Sailor Moon. He's saved Serena's life dozens of times as Tuxedo Mask and almost died for her a couple of times. Sure, before they knew each other's identities he teased her a lot, probably because it's so much fun to watch Serena explode in anger every time, but after that they became friends then fell in love, married, had a kid ect...

And it was explained in season 2 why Darien pushed Serena away, he has visions telling him that she will die if they stay together. He broke her heart to protect her life.
 
Certainly.He seemed like a great match for Raven,but he was only using her.

Then we have the glorious golden Morningstar guy from Ben10 who zapped his dates (including Gwen) until they were dried husks with barely any life left.
 
What about the episode of Freakazoid where Dexter tried to go out on a date, but kept transforming into talk-show hosts because the Lobe's invention? That seemed like a harrowing experience. ;)
 
Ruth from Hey Arnold. What a shallow little bimbo.

Then again, I suppose that wouldn't really be classified as a "date," per se.
 
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