the "cash in your old phone" ad with the spiky haired prat, "So last year" yeah pal like your hair design is new, the first time that I saw some-one like you was about 30 years ago, I sat staring at him until he said to me "Wot starin' at" I said "Well many years ago I was a sailor and one night I got drunk and screwed a parrot, I was just wondering if you might be my son"