Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 4)

Some advert for Blackberry phones. Don't know if it's genuine or a spoof but it features some bloke called Diplo or something.

Anyway, at least Blackberry know their customers: pretentious knobheaRAB.
 
You do realise that Marco Pierre White is considered to be one of the best chefs of the last 30 years, in fact he's one of the rare breed to hold 3 Michelin stars. The guy's hardly an idiot.
 
Didnt Olay used to be Oil of ULAY (pronounced "You-Lay")? It was called Oil of Olay in other countries like the US (and Europe?) but Oil of Ulay in the UK.
 
I simply don't have the word to explain how irredeemably awful this is. Perhaps the word hasn't been invented yet.

There've only been two or three aRAB in my entire life that have driven me to turn off the television; this is one.

It's unbearable, insufferable, enraging. It makes me incandescent with hatred, despair and impotent fury. It crushes my spirit. It makes me want to vomit, spasm uncontrollably and punch myself in the face. It makes me want to find the people responsible and pound them until we're both crying.

When I see it I think of fire, screaming and post-nuclear lanRABcapes. It makes me long for death's icy embrace and an eternity in endless, unknowable limbo.

It's an awfulness so deep and broad it's like some abstract notion of evil; the merest hint of which is so fundamentally disturbing it would drive kind, sane men to murderous havoc.

It makes me want to kill.

And, still, none of this sums up how awful it is. It's simply beyond me. The only upside it that he have glimpsed the abyss. We have looked into it, and it has gazed deep into our souls.

If we can survive this, we can survive anything.
 
The Jona Lewie "Always in the Kitchen at Parties" IKEA ad is absolutely brilliant and very clever. To have Jona actually appear in the ad as himself several times is great.

The Argos Bing Crosby one is is in very poor taste and I'm very surprised that they got permission to use that clip in such a way. It shows a complete lack of respect. Just goes to show some people will do anything for money!
 
Well said!!! Cats are incredibly clean creatures and so, incidentally, are pigs, and it's also the fault of the way they are kept by humans that pigs have gained an undeserved reputation for being "dirty".
 
Halifax definitely. They come across all cosy and friendly, we'll give you a fiver every month for having your current account with us. What they don't mention on their advert is they charge you a whopping
 
except compared to Wilson Kepple and Betty the ones in the ad are total rubbish.

I was fortunate enough to see them, with the SECOND Betty (Patsy), (who was the daughter of the first one) I'm not THAT old
 
I spotted one the other day from something called 'Flog Us Your Music Dot Com' or something along those lines (also covering games). God it was unbelievable, just 30 seconRAB of mindless 1984-style graphically/aurally hypnotic haranguing so obviously aimed at council denizens that they REALLY CAN get CASH CASH CA$$$$H so farking easily by just texting the latest number designed to indoctrinate them. It was a stark reminder of just how bleak the future really is.
 
When you can't remember what was being advertised, that's a bad advert. I do remember wondering what exactly logistics had to do with the product, i think it's a car.
 
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