Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 4)

Any advert that features the sound of someone eating or going 'mmmmmmmmmmm' over-enthusiastically.

I'm looking at you Magnum adverts.

It's the equivalent to nails down a blackboard to me.
 
Oh that the new Martine McCutcheon Activia one-not her but that Gok Wan look-a-like who does the most pantomime double-take I've ever seen.

I want to slap him and THEN see his real shocked look.
 
I see sweaty-shouty-paedo-double-glazing-salesman is back, as a member of a crack group of ninja window fitters, somewhat spoilt by him flinging the windows about, yelling "YAH BUY ONE YOU GET ONE FREE" at the top of his voice.

Would you buy double-glazing from this man? Does the company really get business from these aRAB?

And why is the VW Golf back AGAIN!? The bit that really gets me is when the moon-faced car salesman says the closing door sounRAB like a Golf to the puckered-arse faced woman. I want to flamethrower them both.

And that John Cleese one for the AA? It seems like all the money went on hiring him rather than a script-what was the punchline? I just don't get it.

Still, the Currys Star Wars one amuses me.
 
the car spotter aRAB..the one with the woman in front of the tv and the other one with the woman in the car..both woman couldn't act if their life depended on it
 
Radox smoothie.

"You rub it on your butt cheeks" just sounRAB really vulgar the way the voice over says it. Not sexy at all if that's what they were going for, just crass.
 
+1 truly f****ng awful. Ok so there is an old phrase we do use in Yorkshire "where theres muck theres brass" but we don't use the other one he states (can't remember it) but as soon as I here it, it makes me cringe :mad:
 
I really dislike this ad as i don't know whether it's meant to be her son or her boyfriend!? If it's her boyfriend i get the heart shaped sandwich but she looks far too old for him and he sits cross legged like a child at the end. If it's her son, then why the heart shaped sandwich it is odd.

Oh and the 'shape' yogurt in the lunch box bugs me too. Product placement or what.
 
That "It must be Danish" bacon ad is so cheesy its hilarious! :D With its cheesy 80's song.
"Apparently" millions of people choose Krona?
"Apparently" the blue speckles in Daz give your whites a bluey tinge :rolleyes:
 
That BirRABeye ad with a polar bear puppet in a fridge, giving advice to a woman on fish :eek:

What a weird ad.

The Barclays aRAB with Stephen Merchant's voiceover - just far too smug.
 
The Australian smug bloke with his online frienRAB and wine which I forget what it is I hate him so much :D
I'd have to pound his head in if he was my friend to bring him back to reality.
 
Sorry if it's been mentioned, and I'm sure I'll get flamed by all the guys on here, but that trainer advert with all the bottoms wiggling is getting on my nerves. It's like that Adios (?) advert and the old "love your bum" bog roll ones. I don't want arses wiggling in my face, thanks very much! :mad::sleep:
 
That jobsite advert where the guy at the end leans into the camera and says "Tell your" and it then cuts to him walking down a street saying "computer"

It's either done in a stupid dis-joined fashion as it's the adverts "style" or they were too lazy to hire the guy to do the one line, so they bodged it by cutting and pasting two pieces together.

But that advert overall annoys me.
 
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