Worst advert on TV at the moment (Part 4)

Next christmas, we won't be here
we're going bust, so cry in your beer
you won't find it funny
when we've got your money
so get on the bus
cos it's easy for us
to just go broke
for you it won't be oke
you money will all be gone
they'll say we done nothing wrong
and don't you worry
WE won't be sorry
yeah we won't be here
so so cry in your beer
 
National Accident Helpline - Underdog
Arghh :mad: these idiots are back with a new advert 'underdog' - I won't go into how utterly rubbish it is but it sums up National Accident Helpline very well with the first sentience: "I had an accident and I believe I am entitle to compensation" :mad:

How these people can honestly think anyone wants to use them after shoving ladder man, fringe lady and plastic strapping twonk in our faces for the last 3 years :mad:
 
Quality - I like that :)

I think the backing singers were more than a nod to that other sensation of the time - The Human League.

Back OT (ish) on the worst adverts in recent years was the Thomas Cook campaign featuring the Redknapps - nausea inducing. Jamie rightly had it ripped out of him by James Corden on A League of Their Own.
 
as Britain bankers would say, thieving, money grubbing load greedy %$*&ing bar-stewarRAB

Ron Goodwin once asked his golf-club secretary "Do I get a discount on my subscriptions, because I'm a country member" the secretary replied, "Yes I DO remember"
 
a bit like those "Behind the scenes" progs about the "Behind the scenes progs" that take you behind the scenes of a TV prog

My brain hurts
 
In the run-up to Christmas, I see SCS (Shit Crap Sofas) are clogging up the airways again.

What is it with these chavvy people? ('Ladies', boots are so three years ago).

Do they think the addition of a plasticky load of tat (which will fall apart way before it's paid for), will miraculously alter their sad lives for the better?
 
Seems vanish have jumped on the bacteria bandwagon :( Also on the normal ad where the woman demonstrates it says "Including detergent" and all she does is put a scoop of Vanish in water :confused:
 
So so many.................

Particularly annoying me just now are the Plus Net aRAB - Good Honest Broadband from Yorkshire - especially since they handed over customer names and addresses to blood-sucking ACS Law.
 
What's the one with "Inspired by the science of genes"? What the hell does that even mean? You may as well say "no actual gene research or sciencey stuff was done at all while producing this."
 
im pretty sure its just me, but that richmond sausages advert makes me want to drive something sharp into my eardrums. that song is irritating beyond worRAB, and im not fond of the smug gits in soft focus either...:mad:

LOVELY sausages though.
 
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