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Alright, so I hadn't been on WTF.com for a while (been very busy), and when I came back it said 1,000-something new posts. I read maybe 30 of them, and logged off. Two hours later, I log back on and... Sweet. Now I don't have to worry about missing anything... because I kinda haven't!

Anywho, I suppose I should tell you all what I've been busy doing...

Well, I won't. It's boring, and I don't want to bore all of you. So there. Nanny nanny nanny.

In summary? Long live cookies!
 
C:/Windows/Temp/Cookies

Have a cookie :thumbsup:

By the way, I was going to go the mall (and yes, I HAD planned to buy a cookie) today, but our ride flaked on us... :thumbsdn:
 
Well fuck your ride then. Or use tell em to use conditioner, and the flakyness will no longer be a problem.

I wanted a real cookie dammit.

Next time I have someone make me cookies, I'll make sure I have enough to share with the class.
 
Have you ever put snails in beer?

They become considerably more awesome... although the beer becomes considerably less tasty.
 
Well, it's... funny. I have no fucking clue. My friend was like "Hey, we should put a snail in a beer." And I said "What the fuck would we do that for?" So, we put a snail in beer. Then, not wanting to waste a good beer, we drank it.

*Disclaimer: Saying that putting a snail in beer makes it less tasty is just a lie. Beer is not tasty in the first place.*

Having an alchoholic dead-beat dad has its advantages... :thumbsup:

Edit:// Seinfeld! It's a thread about nothing!
 
Nah, we never talk about nothin, it's about something.

Like those little things on the end of your shoelace....what the fuck do you call those, I mean come on, don't they have some kind of name...???
 
Hahahahahahahaha.

Nah. Most of it had to do with school, basketball, and (for the first time in my life), actually having to study. It was lame. I don't know why people do it to begin with.

Think about it. If we could all set the bar just a bit lower, then we could have our very own dark ages. The possibilities would be endless (just like when I try to tell a story).
 
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