With summer getting into full swing, have you given any thought to what Jesus...

...Camp you'll send your kids to?
I'm torn between the one where they pray to cardboard cut-outs of former President Bush and the one where they break down in tears screaming "no more, no more" about issues they can't begin to understand.
 
Do you look in the mirror everyday and kiss it? You must love yourself so much to think you are so much better than everybody to allow yourself to be a prejudice prick. You really believe in your superiority complex, don't you. Way to go, you fooled yourself.
 
With all those dirty little nose-pickers spreading their germs around, fundie parents everywhere will be casting their little pearls before swine flu...
 
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