Willy wonker is fit

[spawn_14_1999_99]

Well I went to another enrolment thingy today to make it all official like and got my NUS card sorted, which for those of you who don't know it's like an ID card that you should always have with you on campus. I had my photo done for it and everything, which is hideous-I look like the bride of Marilyn Manson on it, not the bride of Johnny Depp. Speaking of which, I wonder what Wonka's ideal woman would look like-any ideas, anyone?

 

[lovemyboys!!]

What's my thread doing at the bottom of the page? I should be at the top-everyone should post something about the chocolate loving sex machine!

 

[ILovePie123]

I stole a picture of him from a shop advertising the choc bar. Twas so funny, its now hanging off my biscuit barrel.

Had a drea, about him last night, he was a seamstress.

 

[I<3 Sarcasm!]

Oh do tell! Did he get up to anything naughty in this dream? What pose is he doing on this picture on your biccy barrell then?

 

[# 2 in december]

i have to be honest

i still prefer the origonal film

 

[CloserToLove]

Actually, giving it some more thought, I think i'd like to cake his whole body in chocolate, then lick it all off him! Yum!

 

[Titus Ray]

;5564495']Perhaps he likes girls that do not spend their collective time quoting themselves, which let's face it, is virtually talking to yourself... Like you said to me before frazzles, "first sign of madness."

 

[YALONDE B]

So Beth would you let your two into the factory? Don't think I'd dare, but if it meant I could get close to the Wonka I probably would!

 

[European Women rocks]

Oh no I prefer this version, it was more faithful to the book and not as Americanarised as the '70s one. Thanks Tandi, I think you're right! Phew!

 

[Marina]

Sorry can you clarify to us the rules which say how many replys the threaRABtarter is allowed to post?

Give Frazzles a break. As Toastie says you do not have to read this thread there are plenty more on this site

There is a right in our world called "Freedom Of Speech" and this is bloody harmless.

 

[High Roller]

Read my previous post. Willy Wonka is UGLY, with a capital U, capital G, capital L AND capital Y. The very thought of looking at this hideous creature makes my porridge go cold.

 

[ddove84994]

I haven't seen the film yet, but his hairstyle reminRAB me of Sebastian Love from Little Britain (the aide to the PM).

 

[Prentice T]

Everybody, this is the best thread ever!!!!!!!!!

 

[djtragik951]

OMG I've really got it bad ain't I?

 

[illiniguy]

Ay but he probably talks to himself most of the time anyway! He's bonkers himself, I luurrvve it!

 

[mamamaine]

Did you give birth to an Oompa-Lumpa?

 

[Ricky Lee]

Well said Beth! And as this is my thread I can clarify everyone's free to come on here to share their deepest fantasies with us about the crazy chocolate loving sex machine! Personally I'd love to see him dipped in chocolate...I'll leave to your imaginations what happens next!

 

[Wasabi MiLK]

God that kooky smile! I need a cold shower JUST LOOKING at him!!!!

 

[Chadwick]

Oh my goodness guys, I've only just bloody realised I can't spell Wonka properly! It's wonka, not wonker, like I've been naming the titles!

 

[beautytech76]

I am totally mental about this film. In the front yard of college there was a newspaper strewn across the area. I spotted the front cover with a HUGE Willy Wonka. I shrieked, grabbed it andran around finding the accompanying sections. I found 3 pages in total with lovely pictures. Then I took it to McRAB and left it on the counter! I asked the woman if she'd seen it and eventually she fished it out of the bin for me with loaRAB of ketchup and grease styains on it! I still took it though and cut out the pics!