Will they ever make a fake tan that doesn't make a woman look like she's been tangoed?

[Steve Smith]

I'm here all weekend, try the beef!

 

[????????]

all fake tan luiks orange these dayyss

 

[woodley]

I'll have you know that Mrs Woodley happens to suit a citrus hue. It goes especially well with her lime green hat.

 

[Mrs G]

Wait till I put my new pic of me Fake Baked on as my Avatar .... you will wet your knickers Stevie baby.....

 

[I Am An Dead Man Mwaahhh]

am i dead mwhhhhh

 

[I Am An Dead Man Mwaahhh]

am i dead mwhhhhh

 

[sunbath]

the gals love to look orange - and with their bleach blonde hair and plastic bosoms they look grotesquely fabulous.

 

[sunbath]

the gals love to look orange - and with their bleach blonde hair and plastic bosoms they look grotesquely fabulous.