Patrick's wife went to see the Doctor because after 20 years of marriage she'd never had an orgasm,the Doctor told her that she should relax and have a fan blowing on her during sex, she goes home and tells patrick but he's too tight to buy an electric fan so he asks his mate mick if he'd stand at the side of the bed flapping a towel whilst he and his wife have sex. Mick agrees and so they give it a go,after 30 minutes the wife still hasn't had an orgasm so patrick asks mick to swap duties,20 minutes later the wife has mind blowing multiple orgasms,patrick turns to mick and says "that my friend,is how to flap a fcuking towel"
Why have Elephants got 4 feet..............cos they'd look stupid with 3 inches
two young lovers were working out how to get over a high wall so they could sneak over to have sex,the boy tells the girl to step up on his erection but she says "how am I going to get back over"
Thor the Norse God of thunder is bored so decides to visit earth and have his evil way,he picks a girl up in a bar and ends up at her place where he smashes the granny out of her all night long,he leaves in the morning without waking the girl and when he returns home he tells his father what he's done and his Dad tells him that a human can't take that sort of abuse from a God and that he should go back and apologise,so he goes back and knocks on the girls door,when she answers he says " I've come back to apologise for last night,I'm Thor",she interrupts him and says, "you're thor,I can't even take a pith"
Why have Elephants got 4 feet..............cos they'd look stupid with 3 inches
two young lovers were working out how to get over a high wall so they could sneak over to have sex,the boy tells the girl to step up on his erection but she says "how am I going to get back over"
Thor the Norse God of thunder is bored so decides to visit earth and have his evil way,he picks a girl up in a bar and ends up at her place where he smashes the granny out of her all night long,he leaves in the morning without waking the girl and when he returns home he tells his father what he's done and his Dad tells him that a human can't take that sort of abuse from a God and that he should go back and apologise,so he goes back and knocks on the girls door,when she answers he says " I've come back to apologise for last night,I'm Thor",she interrupts him and says, "you're thor,I can't even take a pith"