A little girl says to her pregnant Mum "Mummy,you're getting really fat" the Mother replies "yes I am darling,but don't forget I've got a baby in my tummy", the little girl then says " I know that but what's in your bum"
what do fake blondes have in common with aeroplanes,,,,,,,,,a black box
A food critic goes undercover in a fancy restaurant and asks "how do you prepare the chicken", the waiter replies "we don't,we just tell it straight that it's going to die"
there's a new contraceptive pill for men,you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp
Boycott shampoo, demand real poo
A boss asks his blonde secretary to file some paperwork for him and she asks "wouldn't it be easier to trim them with scissors"
what were the worms doing in the graveyard ? screwing in ernest
What's the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut ? you can get a drink out of a coconut
What's the difference between masturbating and an egg ? you can beat an egg
How do eskimos stop their mouths from freezing up, they grit their teeth
what do fake blondes have in common with aeroplanes,,,,,,,,,a black box
A food critic goes undercover in a fancy restaurant and asks "how do you prepare the chicken", the waiter replies "we don't,we just tell it straight that it's going to die"
there's a new contraceptive pill for men,you put it in your shoe and it makes you limp
Boycott shampoo, demand real poo
A boss asks his blonde secretary to file some paperwork for him and she asks "wouldn't it be easier to trim them with scissors"
what were the worms doing in the graveyard ? screwing in ernest
What's the difference between a Scotsman and a coconut ? you can get a drink out of a coconut
What's the difference between masturbating and an egg ? you can beat an egg
How do eskimos stop their mouths from freezing up, they grit their teeth