Will my new restaurant named "Just The Tip" be a success?

[Mr. Lizard]

I will serve pizza. Instead of serving the entire pizza cut into slices, I will cut it into slices and serve "Just The Tip" of each slice since that's the best part. After all, it's the first part that everyone bites into.

I will probably throw away the rest of the pizza after harvesting the tips since I can’t think of a good use for it.

Will I be successful?

 

[Kaylene]

Nope, but keep trying, maybe open a place called "Just the Crust" and serve the other end of the pizza. A better name would be "Scraps", come and get it.

 

[Jets and duck fan!]

well cheap hookers only go for the tip so yeah i bet u will be

 

[mιcнelle ❤]

this is almost as bad as the invention of the snuggie

 

[mooncrystal]

I like the crust.


Dude, what a waste of food!

 

[ellielouise ♥']

I have foreseen;
No,
you will be invaded by pizza eating hamsters, and they shall eat all the crusts.
Sorry.

 

[Nate]

OH. MY. GOSH! that sounds sooo freakin good. id so go there.





not.

 

[Miss Sexy McTopheavy]

Promise it won't make me swell?

 

[emma(:]

i'm opening a hair salon called 'curl up & dye'
we could open up shop next door to each other!

 

[yet-knish!]

If you're going for the world record for shortest time a restaurant was in business, yeah.