Will my 1994 Ford Taurus work to build a time machine, or do I need to use a DeLorean?

[Andy]

I really don't want to do a homework assignment, but Wikipedia has all the information I need. I need to go back in time and make sure Wikipedia is not created so I can use this info and not be accused of plagiarism. I can't afford a DeLorean, but have a Taurus. Time machine needs to be build before Tuesday, when the assignment is due.

 

[Lab]

I don't know if a 94 Ford Taurus will go 88 miles per hour.

 

[Elizabeth P]

yes i think it will work nd wen you go bak in time i think u shud check into getting some f*cking common sence.