Wild Xbox chase

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OK, last year for christmas I got an xbox and halo 2. It was ok. Then I heard about xbox live, and sounded cool, so I bought a card. Now is the list of crap I went through...

Internet connection: I spent months trying to get the fucking internet to hook up. After learning how to hack computers, I ended up realizing my work was for nothing. Switching the plugs fixed the problem. I would have known that if the customer support werent jerrking off and swending me to the next operatror so they could finish up witht themselves.

Next, is getting xbox live. I made a silver account. It was tricky, as american gaming sucks a little. After trying to get it to work, I found out it only works for the 360. Then I bought a card. Waste of money- Now there is only xbox live for the xbox 360. This sucked hard cuz I was doing this all, not to lay on live, but to get the expansion pack for SWBF2! WTF!

Now, i finally buy the fucking xbox 360, only to find out that they dont have the xbox downloads anymore, and if they did, I need to pay extra for a friggin harddrive to use my originaly xbox games.

I finally decided just to play halo 3 on live, only to find a bunch of 30 year old nerds talking like their a gangster, completely unaware of their voice.

Cya on Wii when my lag isnt as bad.

oh, Bill gates, suck this! :mfinger:
 
So it's the fault of American Gaming, Bill Gates, and the Internet that you're like 4 years behind, and didn't do your research beforehand?

Also, you can "hack computers" but can't figure out how to properly set up an internet conenction on an Xbox? I call bullshit.
 
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Those dots at the top of the stairs are the spirits of his ancestors wishing they'd have pushed harder
 
Are you serious? I'm pretty much computer retarded, and I had the Xbox and a Live account set up in about twenty minutes.

Newfags don't know how to not suck.
 
My word! Are you telling me the /b/tards know about the "newfag" lexicon? All this time, I was under the impression it was a redditor thing.

As for the OP,

WTF?!?! their is a possessive adjective. It is not interchangeable, not synonymous with they are. Additionally, even if you used "they are" or "they're", the statement is still fucked up. It would read:
only to find a bunch of 30 year old nerds talking like they're a gangster​
or
only to find a bunch of 30 year old nerds talking like they are gangster​
This is subject, object number fail. To maintain the semantics I assume you are attempting to convey, the correction is to pluralize the object since "they" is a plural pronoun. Hence, your statement should read:
only to find a bunch of 30 year old nerds talking like they're are a gangsters​

Unless, you were going for urban slang, where "ganster" is an adjective. Fine, I'll assume this is the case. Thus, the statement can be made syntactically correct by fixed the dicked-up the contraction. Even then, "like they ganster" is very 1995. Back then, it was alright to omit or imply certain obvious linking verbs such "is". You didn't do that, but era of "ganster" being an adjective is the same one as the "is" omission. So at best, you're applying jive inconsistently. A parlance anachronism, if you will.

Now, regarding the problem you state with that statement, I must ask you a serious question: do you prefer the jibber-jabber of 13 year-old's? There are a few audio patterns which annoy me as well: prepubescents, rednecks and dickheads playing annoying, Top-40 music in the background. Of all the retarded shit people do on XBox-live, are you telling me the 30 year olds "talking like their ganster" is the most note worthy element of your experience? Is it?!?!? Answer me, private!!!
 
Whoa, and here I was thinking that Farceur was the only guy who can correct grammatical errors like he was the ultimate authority on the English language!

Really cool. :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
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