Wickerman remake

Dear Nicolas Cage,

None of us can comprehend that you intend to remake the movie The Wicker Man later this year. Its only a wee cult movie filmed in Scotland but is dear to our hearts. I tried writing to your director to ask him kindly to forget about it. He told me to mind my own business. Well I reckon it's all our business when a cult classic disappears into the mediocre Hollywood yes-men. That's why I'm writing you this letter.

Film lover, Summerisle.

P.S. I enclose a dvd of the original movied.
 
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