Dear Nicolas Cage,
None of us can comprehend that you intend to remake the movie The Wicker Man later this year. Its only a wee cult movie filmed in Scotland but is dear to our hearts. I tried writing to your director to ask him kindly to forget about it. He told me to mind my own business. Well I reckon it's all our business when a cult classic disappears into the mediocre Hollywood yes-men. That's why I'm writing you this letter.
Film lover, Summerisle.
P.S. I enclose a dvd of the original movied.